Vaginal rejuvenation

[panamania79 2]

Abortion is okay, but a vaginal makeover is ridiculous. Gotta love it.

Have you been drinking?

No mam!

Perhaps a better comparison would be something like a$$ implants or silicone ####### enhancer.

Now who would want their ####### enhanced ?

[almaty 19]

Abortion is okay, but a vaginal makeover is ridiculous. Gotta love it.

Have you been drinking?

No mam!

Perhaps a better comparison would be something like a$$ implants or silicone ####### enhancer.

Now who would want their ####### enhanced ?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Perhaps a better comparison would be something like a$$ implants or silicone ####### enhancer.

Now who would want their ####### enhanced ?

Probably the same guy who goes to a tanning salon.

Edit: Or Dean

Actually, I'm not sure if there is such a thing (silicone, anyway), I just thought it sounded good. ####### is a great word that is underused in society today!

Edited February 26, 2008 by AOS despair

[msu17 0]

The man that wants his ####### enhanced is the man that wants me to get vaginal rejuvination because I'm NOT getting something down there if he's not doing the same!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Training the muscles "down there" is always good but the best way to do it is actually to have orgasms "Hubby, come help me with my pelvic floor exercises" works every time, but if not you can always go for Smart Balls (fun factory's smart balls), they feel funny but does work without you having to do squat

Leave the reconstructive surgeries to the unfortunates with prolapsed uteruses, uteri whatever you call them in plural.

Are Small Balls like pleasure beads?

[Amby 490]

btw I forgot to mention like I did in the g-spot article that the guy on dr 90210 that does the vaginal rejuvenation surgery is the same one that does the g-spot shots with collagen

G-Spot enhancement

The G-Spot, or Grafenberg Spot (so named after its discoverer, German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg), is a small, highly sensitive area located two to three inches inside the ####### on the upper wall. When stimulated, its erectile tissue (similar to that in the male #######) becomes engorged, thus causing a small patch of the vaginal wall to protrude into the vaginal canal.

G-Spot enhancement involves injection of collagen into the zone to enlarge it, thus potentially increasing its sensitivity and giving the woman better orgasms. Collagen, which is derived from cows, has been the gold standard for wrinkle treatments for more than two decades. Collagen injections may last from two weeks in the lips to several months in other areas where there is not as much motion.

Although G-Spot enhancement is considered a cosmetic procedure and thus is not covered by insurance, it is becoming increasingly popular. It is performed as an in-office procedure.

Known for offering his patients numerous options for their gynecologic concerns, Dr. Lyons has introduced G-Spot enhancement into his practice.

http://www.thomasllyons.com/Vaginal%20Restoration.htm

[mawilson 2,133]

Training the muscles "down there" is always good but the best way to do it is actually to have orgasms "Hubby, come help me with my pelvic floor exercises" works every time, but if not you can always go for Smart Balls (fun factory's smart balls), they feel funny but does work without you having to do squat

Leave the reconstructive surgeries to the unfortunates with prolapsed uteruses, uteri whatever you call them in plural.

Are Small Balls like pleasure beads?

She said Smart, not Small. Freudian slip?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Training the muscles "down there" is always good but the best way to do it is actually to have orgasms "Hubby, come help me with my pelvic floor exercises" works every time, but if not you can always go for Smart Balls (fun factory's smart balls), they feel funny but does work without you having to do squat

Leave the reconstructive surgeries to the unfortunates with prolapsed uteruses, uteri whatever you call them in plural.

Are Small Balls like pleasure beads?

She said Smart, not Small. Freudian slip?

[franklie 0]

Really? I thought it was more like a "face lift" down under.

Since "down under" is another term for Australia, I guess that would mean the procedure can be refered to as an Australian facelift.

doing their kegals....it seriously will help you "snap back", and keep you from having to wear Depends later in life.

And men need to do them as well so they don't have to wear Depends later in life?

[Amby 490]

men don't cause injury to your junk by overuse. you don't want to have to get a ball lift later in life should I sing the big balls song now?

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

men don't cause injury to your junk by overuse. you don't want to have to get a ball lift later in life should I sing the big balls song now?

guys brag if they hang to their knees.

Edited February 26, 2008 by charlesandnessa

[Amby 490]

men don't cause injury to your junk by overuse. you don't want to have to get a ball lift later in life should I sing the big balls song now?

guys brag if they hand to their knees.

so turn up the heat so they hang lower

[panamania79 2]

Abortion is okay, but a vaginal makeover is ridiculous. Gotta love it.

Have you been drinking?

No mam!

Perhaps a better comparison would be something like a$$ implants or silicone ####### enhancer.

Now who would want their ####### enhanced ?

Does that Austin Powers Swedish pump work at all ?

men don't cause injury to your junk by overuse. you don't want to have to get a ball lift later in life should I sing the big balls song now?

Ah,another classic by AC/DC.

[panamania79 2]

The man that wants his ####### enhanced is the man that wants me to get vaginal rejuvination because I'm NOT getting something down there if he's not doing the same!

Right on !