What was the most lame movie you've seen recently ?

[Mononoke28 135]

steven seagal, jean claude van damme movies are a must!

They're only a must if I'm constipated.

Diana

[pedroh 21]

bloodsport, lionheart and universal soldier from van damme

OWNS!

[pedroh 21]

has anyone ever seen Zardoz with Sean Connery? they say its sooo bad it's really funny

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

[pedroh 21]

well before the movies, van damme was a ballet dancer

[Henna Rose 0]

Apart from Raising Arizona, the ONLY film I really enjoyed him in was Con Air. Just cause it was so camp and bloody hilarious (not to mention Steve Buscemi). "Put the bunny back in the box".

Did you see Matchstick Men? I thought Nic Cage and Alison Lohman worked really well together, and the script was smart and fun! I also like Ridley Scott as a director !

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

well before the movies, van damme was a ballet dancer

that makes sense - what was that movie he does the splits?

Steven Seagal is actually a really smart guy - he speaks fluent Japanese you know

[pedroh 21]

well before the movies, van damme was a ballet dancer

that makes sense - what was that movie he does the splits?

Steven Seagal is actually a really smart guy - he speaks fluent Japanese you know

bloodsport is the splits movie..

yeah.. I know the Seagal story, Aikido wasn't a formal art when he learned it, they didn't teach it to furriners, he had to go to the dojo and likek clean the floors and stuff until they decided to teach him, he is a real Aikido teacher, and then he made the movies

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

well before the movies, van damme was a ballet dancer

that makes sense - what was that movie he does the splits?

Steven Seagal is actually a really smart guy - he speaks fluent Japanese you know

bloodsport is the splits movie..

yeah.. I know the Seagal story, Aikido wasn't a formal art when he learned it, they didn't teach it to furriners, he had to go to the dojo and likek clean the floors and stuff until they decided to teach him, he is a real Aikido teacher, and then he made the movies

Oh yes - he does the splits on the kitchen sink to avoid being hit by a bullet!

People kind of laugh at Seagal because he makes all the direct-to-video stuff these days, but he's such a shrewd businessman he is probably making more off them than most A-listers make off their latest blockbusters

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

well before the movies, van damme was a ballet dancer

that makes sense - what was that movie he does the splits?

bloodsport is the splits movie..

Oh yes - he does the splits on the kitchen sink to avoid being hit by a bullet!

I think that was in Time Cop.

[pedroh 21]

that's his trademark, splits.. na but he was really good before becoming an alkie

[KiKi 0]

Zardoz is atrociously bad. I saw it when I was a kid.

The new Paris Hilton movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" was voted the worst movie EVER. I really want to see it now....LOL

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Zardoz is atrociously bad. I saw it when I was a kid.

I've seen that. It's pretty weird - and strangely full of s*x.

Perhaps you should take a look at "A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland with his talking dog - looking for women to... um... procreate with. It's one of the most popular netflix rentals, I believe.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

Perhaps you should take a look at "A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland with his talking dog - looking for women to... um... procreate with. It's one of the most popular netflix rentals, I believe.

Is that where he got the reputation of being hung like Milton Berle?

[pedroh 21]

Zardoz is atrociously bad. I saw it when I was a kid.

I've seen that. It's pretty weird - and strangely full of s*x.

Perhaps you should take a look at "A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland with his talking dog - looking for women to... um... procreate with. It's one of the most popular netflix rentals, I believe.

Maxim recommended Zardoz, they say what u said, weird, sex and sean connery in a red diaper