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Point and grunt works for getting some, but being able to say "smotri moy vertolyot" puts her in the mood a lot faster.

"Stand in my helicopter?" Swear to god I'll never understand Russian women, but hey, if that's what gets her in the mood...

maybe slim can swing it around like it's gonna take off :lol:

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood. :lol:

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you piss on your wife and rub her nose in it? :huh:

Oh thank god. I was beginning to think we were all alone here again! :devil:

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood. :lol:

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood. :lol:

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter." :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aaaaaahhhhh..... OK...... 2 inch legs...... gotcha. ;)

:lol:

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May 02, 2007 - Petition Mailed to Nebraska Service Center (and then transferred to California Service Center)

May 29, 2007 - NOA1: K1

Sep 19, 2007 - NOA2: K1

Nov 02, 2007 - NVC Received Petition from CSC

Dec 13, 2007 - NVC Processing Completed; Petition forwarded to Moscow Consulate

Mar 03, 2008 - Moscow Interview Date: VISA APPROVED

Mar 06, 2008 - VISA's received in Omsk

Mar 24, 2008 - USA Arrival; HALLELUJAH !!!!

May 31, 2008 - MARRIED

Jun 17, 2008 - AOS, EAD, AP Filed - Natalia & Artem (17 yr-old son)

Jun 23, 2008 - NOA1: AOS, EAD, AP - Natalia & Artem

July 15, 2008 - Biometrics: AOS, EAD - Natalia & Artem

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You have to love our little cozy Russian group. Where else can you find this many twists in a thread. :lol:

"My wife left me!" to helicoptering members. And if memory serves... Check out that Dermo book. Isn't a word for a certain male body part close to the brand name of a helicopter?

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Point and grunt works for getting some, but being able to say "smotri moy vertolyot" puts her in the mood a lot faster.

"Stand in my helicopter?" Swear to god I'll never understand Russian women, but hey, if that's what gets her in the mood...

maybe slim can swing it around like it's gonna take off :lol:

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood. :lol:

i've found usually a shopping trip to victoria's secret works :P

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you piss on your wife and rub her nose in it? :huh:

Only when she asks. If I "volunteer" to do it, she gets upset.

There was this one time I "accidentally" found a Moscow prostitution website and it had a list of each "employee's" specific "talents" and one of the frequently offered services is what they call in Russian language a "golden rain." Now, I'm not exactly fluent in Russian, but I'm pretty sure I'm not willing to pay anyone to do that to me, whatever it may be.

And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

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And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

Hey man...who smelt it dealt it. :D

(Also, the man who I would least suspect launched a pretty good surprise attack on me. I am properly put back in my place. :lol: )

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And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

Hey man...who smelt it dealt it. :D

(Also, the man who I would least suspect launched a pretty good surprise attack on me. I am properly put back in my place. :lol: )

hahaha........ just some good natured joking.......... and you will note that I never said that my legs were any longer. :lol:

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May 02, 2007 - Petition Mailed to Nebraska Service Center (and then transferred to California Service Center)

May 29, 2007 - NOA1: K1

Sep 19, 2007 - NOA2: K1

Nov 02, 2007 - NVC Received Petition from CSC

Dec 13, 2007 - NVC Processing Completed; Petition forwarded to Moscow Consulate

Mar 03, 2008 - Moscow Interview Date: VISA APPROVED

Mar 06, 2008 - VISA's received in Omsk

Mar 24, 2008 - USA Arrival; HALLELUJAH !!!!

May 31, 2008 - MARRIED

Jun 17, 2008 - AOS, EAD, AP Filed - Natalia & Artem (17 yr-old son)

Jun 23, 2008 - NOA1: AOS, EAD, AP - Natalia & Artem

July 15, 2008 - Biometrics: AOS, EAD - Natalia & Artem

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Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood. :lol:

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter." :lol::lol::lol:

Aaaaaahhhhh..... OK...... 2 inch legs...... gotcha. ;)

:lol:

:blink: Boy. I must have been away too long. hahaha :lol: This maneuver usually works best with sound effects also. Then you've gotta add in the midair refueling.

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22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

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27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

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hahaha........ just some good natured joking.......... and you will note that I never said that my legs were any longer. :lol:

And taken as such! :) And no need to be so humble, we all know you're 7' tall with no ground clearance! :lol:

:blink: Boy. I must have been away too long. hahaha :lol: This maneuver usually works best with sound effects also. Then you've gotta add in the midair refueling.

Mid-air refueling...I don't even wanna know..

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Mid-air refueling is pretty difficult with helicopters. It can be done though. There aren't many that can do it, but there are some. They're "specially equipped" if you know what I mean.

An extendable boom sure is a nice thing to have!

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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No comment, I'm just sitting here humming the old 80s show "Airwolf" theme for you all! :lol:

Jeffery AND Alla.

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Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Airwolf was the $#!zzznit!

They're remaking all those old '80s shows into movies now, I'm sure Airwolf will be along soon. (A-Team is on the horizon for late summer, early fall. YES!!!)

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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