My wife left me!

[Buck and Natalia 0]

Point and grunt works for getting some, but being able to say "smotri moy vertolyot" puts her in the mood a lot faster.

"Stand in my helicopter?" Swear to god I'll never understand Russian women, but hey, if that's what gets her in the mood...

maybe slim can swing it around like it's gonna take off

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood.

Edited March 6, 2008 by Buck and Natalia

[mox 298]

you piss on your wife and rub her nose in it?

Oh thank god. I was beginning to think we were all alone here again!

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood.

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter." :lol:

[Buck and Natalia 0]

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood.

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter." :lol:

Aaaaaahhhhh..... OK...... 2 inch legs...... gotcha.

[mox 298]

Aaaaaahhhhh..... OK...... 2 inch legs...... gotcha.

Touché, my friend. Touché.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

You have to love our little cozy Russian group. Where else can you find this many twists in a thread.

"My wife left me!" to helicoptering members. And if memory serves... Check out that Dermo book. Isn't a word for a certain male body part close to the brand name of a helicopter?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Point and grunt works for getting some, but being able to say "smotri moy vertolyot" puts her in the mood a lot faster.

"Stand in my helicopter?" Swear to god I'll never understand Russian women, but hey, if that's what gets her in the mood...

maybe slim can swing it around like it's gonna take off

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood.

i've found usually a shopping trip to victoria's secret works

[slim 1,525]

you piss on your wife and rub her nose in it?

Only when she asks. If I "volunteer" to do it, she gets upset.

There was this one time I "accidentally" found a Moscow prostitution website and it had a list of each "employee's" specific "talents" and one of the frequently offered services is what they call in Russian language a "golden rain." Now, I'm not exactly fluent in Russian, but I'm pretty sure I'm not willing to pay anyone to do that to me, whatever it may be.

And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

[mox 298]

And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

Hey man...who smelt it dealt it.

(Also, the man who I would least suspect launched a pretty good surprise attack on me. I am properly put back in my place. )

[Buck and Natalia 0]

And a few posts back I was reading something about having ground clearance issues and what woul.... does anyone smell that.... smells like bulls#!t in here all of the sudden. Anyway, what was I saying?

Hey man...who smelt it dealt it.

(Also, the man who I would least suspect launched a pretty good surprise attack on me. I am properly put back in my place. )

hahaha........ just some good natured joking.......... and you will note that I never said that my legs were any longer.

[Jason-Sasha 1]

Hahahaa.... I think that's the general idea. Those of us less physically gifted will need to think of something different to put our SO's in the mood.

Ahhhhhh....well this might have been why I had such a hard time understanding the reference. See, I just don't have the ground clearance to "helicopter."

Aaaaaahhhhh..... OK...... 2 inch legs...... gotcha.

Boy. I must have been away too long. hahaha This maneuver usually works best with sound effects also. Then you've gotta add in the midair refueling.

Edited March 10, 2008 by Jason-Sasha

[mox 298]

hahaha........ just some good natured joking.......... and you will note that I never said that my legs were any longer.

And taken as such! And no need to be so humble, we all know you're 7' tall with no ground clearance!

Boy. I must have been away too long. hahaha This maneuver usually works best with sound effects also. Then you've gotta add in the midair refueling.

Mid-air refueling...I don't even wanna know..

[slim 1,525]

Mid-air refueling is pretty difficult with helicopters. It can be done though. There aren't many that can do it, but there are some. They're "specially equipped" if you know what I mean.

An extendable boom sure is a nice thing to have!

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

No comment, I'm just sitting here humming the old 80s show "Airwolf" theme for you all!

[mox 298]

LOL! Ernest Borgnine ftw!

(that image alone should...er...land your helicopter.)

Edited March 10, 2008 by mox

[slim 1,525]

Airwolf was the $#!zzznit!

They're remaking all those old '80s shows into movies now, I'm sure Airwolf will be along soon. (A-Team is on the horizon for late summer, early fall. YES!!!)