NAUGHTY, MEANY, CRAZY SPOUSES

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

How about her and I having a rendevous on the on bathroom sink countertop the other night.. Is that NAUGHTY enough?? I am going to be in the Doghouse for this one Anyway, I sure had fun.....

oh, for sure other vjers can answer your question..

[MrsCat 6]

Chris is a total clean-freak. I think its from his military days. Sometimes, just to mess with him, I open the utensil drawer and place spoons with forks and knives, and make a real mess. Then I go in the closet and take a few hangers and hang them in the opposite direction. It makes me giggle a little, thinking about his impending reaction.

Then I wait to see how long it takes him to rearrange everything. I did the utensil thing last week in front of him, and he finally realized that after 2.5 years, I've been doing it on purpose. I just gave up my trick. He is so lovable cause he doesn't even get angry, he just ran to the closet to see what else was out of order.

[Jesse and Hema 2]

i eat kittens for breakfast

Ditto that

[Perseverance 1]

Chris is a total clean-freak. I think its from his military days. Sometimes, just to mess with him, I open the utensil drawer and place spoons with forks and knives, and make a real mess. Then I go in the closet and take a few hangers and hang them in the opposite direction. It makes me giggle a little, thinking about his impending reaction.

Then I wait to see how long it takes him to rearrange everything. I did the utensil thing last week in front of him, and he finally realized that after 2.5 years, I've been doing it on purpose. I just gave up my trick. He is so lovable cause he doesn't even get angry, he just ran to the closet to see what else was out of order.

that is too funny

[SnowyTater 0]

How about her and I having a rendevous on the on bathroom sink countertop the other night..

Awww...we did that once, it was so nice and weirdly peaceful Only ours was at his mother's house

Trying to think of specifically mean things I do. I kind of turn into a five-year-old sometimes and do lots of things on a whim that he just...humors for god knows why. It'll be really late and we'll be close to the house but no, I wanna walk around for another mile, or I'll wanna buy this drink and I'll drink two swallows of it and then make him have the rest. Or get really excited to watch a movie at night and fall asleep on him like seven minutes later and he sits through all of it by himself I don't do the last one on purpose it just always happens

He never gets mad at ANYTHING, he puts up with all my ####### and I think even likes it, such a freak. Omg miss

[Krissy! 0]

How about her and I having a rendevous on the on bathroom sink countertop the other night..

Awww...we did that once, it was so nice and weirdly peaceful Only ours was at his mother's house

Trying to think of specifically mean things I do. I kind of turn into a five-year-old sometimes and do lots of things on a whim that he just...humors for god knows why. It'll be really late and we'll be close to the house but no, I wanna walk around for another mile, or I'll wanna buy this drink and I'll drink two swallows of it and then make him have the rest. Or get really excited to watch a movie at night and fall asleep on him like seven minutes later and he sits through all of it by himself I don't do the last one on purpose it just always happens

He never gets mad at ANYTHING, he puts up with all my ####### and I think even likes it, such a freak. Omg miss

This made me laugh.... excited about a movie, then crashing asleep, yeah

I feel like a little kid sometimes, and I think thats being comfortable in our own skins

[*JG* 2]

I screamed at my husband for messing up our home computer yet again by downloading stupid blingee stuff. I threatened to throw the computer out on the front lawn if he didn't stop. Our computer is too old to handle that stuff.

And, when he doesn't put away his clean clothes, I get angry. I let it go for a few days. After that, they go from neatly stacked out our extra bed to thrown in the bottom of his closet and closing the door.