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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from

his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used

petroleum

jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

hoohoo; or

3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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:lol: Although, most hoohoo's, in their normal state (I mean the unexcited normal state :P That might not be normal for some of you!) would be smushy enough to maybe allow a ring with enough vaseline. Let's just hope he doesn't get excited when the ring is on :blink: Ouch!

Naturalization

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02/02/2015 - Filed Dallas lockbox. Atlanta office.

02/13/2015 - NOA received

03/10/2015 - Biometrics

03/12/2015 - In-Line for Interview

04/09/2015 - E-notification for Interview Letter

05/18/2015 - Interview - passed!

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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Now Im singing Gary Lewis and the Playboys, 'This Diamond Ring' . :help:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Russia
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Wow! I just have one question....How the hell did he manage to have a wife and a girlfriend with such a tiny schwingbowser?? :o Perhaps he had fingers like Polish sausages?? I think he should have been forced to keep it there for a few weeks. teach him a lesson about adultry.

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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maybe he is really fat and have a huge finger



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married;

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

hoohoo; or

3) Finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

4) Finding out your hoohoo has been accessorized and you never felt a thing.

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Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

:blink:

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According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

:blink:

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

Naturalization

=======================================

02/02/2015 - Filed Dallas lockbox. Atlanta office.

02/13/2015 - NOA received

03/10/2015 - Biometrics

03/12/2015 - In-Line for Interview

04/09/2015 - E-notification for Interview Letter

05/18/2015 - Interview - passed!

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Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

:blink:

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

Ok. Still, since when is a ring in a man's pocket incontrovertible proof that he's married?

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Russia
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According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him

Why did she get mad? He put it in his pocket, it's not like he had lost the damn thing.

And slipping the ring on his #######??? I don't think that's possible.

Bizarre.

:blink:

He was with his girlfriend at the time who did not know that he was married. At least, that is what I understood the story to mean.

Ok. Still, since when is a ring in a man's pocket incontrovertible proof that he's married?

Exactly. Even though it is pretty obvious. She went off the deep end. All Lorena Bobbitt like with her anger. Maybe she thought eventually it would just fall off from loss of blood. :lol:

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

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i heard of love rings to prolong clomax..but this is unusaL

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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This could be like a pornographic spin off to lord of the rings.

that reminds me of a video clip :lol:

not safe for work or around kids!

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