Wheels come off Paris Hilton movie vehicle

[mawilson 2,133]

Highly-talented she may be, but movie fans have managed to completely resist the

temptation to enjoy Paris Hilton's charms in The Hottie and the Nottie, released

last week to virtually empty theatres and less-than-flattering reviews.

In fact, those who braved a screening of the romantic comedy may now require lengthy

psychiatric counselling, if this user anaylsis on IMDb is anything to go by:

I saw this film the only way any sane person will - by coercion. Mad vandals broke into my

house in one of those "Clockwork Orange" style home invasions all the kids are doing

nowadays. After trashing my place, they forced me into a panel van. Imagine my horror

when I found out that instead of systematically torturing me and tossing my body into a

shallow grave, they maniacs were forcing me to watch "The Hottie and the NOttie." I tried

in vain to turn my head to stop the terrible, soul destroying images swimming in front of

my eyes, but my captors forced me to watch the unfolding horror.

At some point I must have separated from my body and created a second personality to

survive the abuse, because I have no memory the last 30 minutes. When I close my eyes

at night, I still see her face. Oh god, someday, I pray, it will stop and I will have peace.

Someday.

We feel your pain. For the record, The Hottie and the Nottie took $27,696 on its opening

weekend, an average of $249 for each of the 111 cinemas foolish enough to screen it,

according to Box Office Mojo.

This disastrous performance may, we fear, force the cancellation of the planned sequel -

The Hutu and the Tutsi - in which Ms Hilton plays a wealthy heiress who flees to Rwanda

to escape a critical shoeing at the hands of the US entertainment press and unexpectedly

finds love amid the smouldering post-genocidal ruins of that tortured land.

Bootnote

Thanks to Mike Richards for the tip-off. He says he's starting to feel a bit sorry for poor

old Paris, and reckons we in Europe should all support her by flocking to The Hottie and

the Nottie when it screens over here. Fair enough, you first...

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[Hilarious Clinton 452]

She should stick to porn.

[GaryC 7]

She should stick to porn.

She wasn't any good at that either.

[Nagishkaw 510]

She should stick to porn.

She wasn't any good at that either.