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or Dean takes a dive!

or white men can't hump :blush:

:lol::lol: Okie ones can :thumbs:

:whistle: just a joke..no truth here..and jim has a young wife..so no truth there..and i know your husband is aalso a happy man

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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That's it I am trapped in the VJ Off Topic forum...been trying to leave for an hour Dixie and Welshie can confirm!!!

*******running around in circles screaming********* :jest:

Visa Journey Addicts Anonymouse - VJAA

:lol::lol: I can relate :yes:

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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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lol soon we'll be needing this:

VJAA 12 Steps:

1 - "We admitted we were powerless over VJ - that our lives had become unmanageable."

2 - "Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity".

3 - ''Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.''

4 - ''Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.''

5 - ''Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.''

6 - ''Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.''

7 - ''Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.''

8 - ''Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.''

9 - ''Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.''

10 - ''Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.''

11 - ''Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.''

12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to VJholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.''

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Can I add

13 Sadly additcted to being the daily top poster!

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Can I add

13 Sadly additcted to being the daily top poster!

:o i thought that was reserved for jim

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Algeria
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You know you're a VJ addict if :

When explaining the visa process to family members and friends, You use the terms RFE, AOS, NOA1, NOA1...

When your subordinate at work sends you an incomplete report/power point presentation for next week's meeting, you send them an e-mail with the subject "RFE Notice".

When you get up in the middle of the night to go pee, you have to stop and check VJ to see if there are any new posts.

Acute VJ addiction - Add - You also stop by USCIS.GOV to check your case status online.

Chronic VJ addiction - Add - You do all of the above, plus you start a new topic about the site not working.

You use the word chopf*#k at least 10 times on a daily basis, and cannot possibly explain to others how you learned that word.

If you're unemployed, you apply to work at an immigration law office and list Aussiewench as a reference.

You get so excited about your new heart, that you have to start a thread about it.

You've learned more on VJ about Geography of the world than you did in high school/college.

You know the specific details of the U.S. Consulate in your fiancé/husband/wife's home country, all the way down to the design of the carpet, and you've never step foot there.

You are on VJ more than the time you spend talking to your SO.

You check your anticipated NOA2 date on your timeline, every day. You record any daily changes. Then you do a massive man-hunt to find other VJ members with the same NOA1 date.

If someone in your family has done drugs or has done something illegal/bad and they want to borrow money from you... You make them sign an IOU, along with a I-212 waiver.

Ok this is all that I think of right now :)

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You know you're a VJ addict if :

When explaining the visa process to family members and friends, You use the terms RFE, AOS, NOA1, NOA1...

When your subordinate at work sends you an incomplete report/power point presentation for next week's meeting, you send them an e-mail with the subject "RFE Notice".

When you get up in the middle of the night to go pee, you have to stop and check VJ to see if there are any new posts.

Acute VJ addiction - Add - You also stop by USCIS.GOV to check your case status online.

Chronic VJ addiction - Add - You do all of the above, plus you start a new topic about the site not working.

You use the word chopf*#k at least 10 times on a daily basis, and cannot possibly explain to others how you learned that word.

If you're unemployed, you apply to work at an immigration law office and list Aussiewench as a reference.

You get so excited about your new heart, that you have to start a thread about it.

You've learned more on VJ about Geography of the world than you did in high school/college.

You know the specific details of the U.S. Consulate in your fiancé/husband/wife's home country, all the way down to the design of the carpet, and you've never step foot there.

You are on VJ more than the time you spend talking to your SO.

You check your anticipated NOA2 date on your timeline, every day. You record any daily changes. Then you do a massive man-hunt to find other VJ members with the same NOA1 date.

If someone in your family has done drugs or has done something illegal/bad and they want to borrow money from you... You make them sign an IOU, along with a I-212 waiver.

Ok this is all that I think of right now :)

You post this twice in different threads :lol::P:whistle:

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ireland
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VJ just when you thought you were out.....................

THEY PULLED YOU BACK IN!!!!!

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6/19/2002- Met Online

11/10/2002- Met in person for the first time at Buffalo International Airport we spend a blissful but all too short week together.

2/23/03- David proposes on the beach in Melbourne Florida at sunrise during his second visit.

9/26/03- After much talk with USCIS we decide to go ahead and get married during David's third visit, with David planning on returning to Ireland the following week.

9/30/03- Phone USCIS to ask questions on filling out paper work and USCIS officer informs us that if David is already here he doesn't need to leave. After numerous calls to the Irish Embassy and two more calls to USCIS to confirm, we decide he will stay.

12/02/03- Petition for AOS recieved

10/8/04- EAD FINALLY arrives

11/10/2004- Our Son Colin Michael Kieran born two years to the minute after our first face to face meeting!

1/26/06- Recieved interview appointment letter.

3/09/06- AOS approved! David is a permanent resident with stamp in passport.

4/4/06- Green card arrives. We are now free to travel back to Ireland so David can see his family for the first time in more than two years.

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Did someone say pulling out and putting back in??? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

09/05/2005 Met Tik thru my brothers Thai Wife

12/01/2005 First meeting in Thailand

12/12/2005 Returned to the USA

12/13/2005 I-129F mailed express mail to TSC

12/15/2005 TSC Recived paperwork

12/21/2005 Noa-1

12/27/2005 Noa-1 recieved snail mail dated Dec 21 transfered to CSC

03/14/2006 NOA 2

03/16/2006 Medical, Police report and postal fee paid.

03/21/2006 NVC Sent to Bangkok

03/24/2006 Bangkok gets package tracked online with DHL

03/27/2006 Mailed in packet 3

04/04/2006 Interview assigned May 22 2006

05/22/2006 Interview day... delayed Approval because of FBI NAME CHECK

05/26/2006 VISA RECIEVED!!!!!!!!!!

05/27/2006 POE LAX ..MY BABY IN AMERICA!!!!

06/17/2006 Wedding DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRIED!!!

06/19/2006 Applied for ssn

06/26/2006 Recieved SSN

AOS

08/03/2006 Sent AOS paperwork to Chicago lockbox

08/07/2006 Recived at Chicago

08/15/2006 NOA for 485 and 131

08/30/2006 Biometrics

08/30/2006 Notice Transfered to CSC.. Hello My old CSC Friends

9/26/06 Received Welcome Notice email

09/30/06 Green Card IN HAND

01/08/07 Pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09/26/07 Baby Here!!!!!

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Can I add

13 Sadly additcted to being the daily top poster!

I was the third top poster the other day..... just below Jim and Dean....... :yes: I was very proud of it!! :lol:

Edited by MrMrsKnight

OUR COMPLETE TIMELINE

Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

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VJ just when you thought you were out.....................

THEY PULLED YOU BACK IN!!!!!

:yes::blink:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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Welcome to the Hotel Visa Journey...such a lovely place...

You can check out anytime you like...but you can never leave...... :devil:

LOLOL...perfect! Just one thing....WHY is VJ so darned addictive?????

Teaching is the essential profession...the one that makes ALL other professions possible - David Haselkorn

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