Surprising reasons you're not having sex

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

holy shiz that was hilarious this vid I saw there is like this lil one on the side hahahhahahahahah omg pterodactyl

That's the one! I don't know what's better, the little puppet popping up, or the guy randomly flapping his "wings" for a few seconds.

[Amby 490]

holy shiz that was hilarious this vid I saw there is like this lil one on the side hahahhahahahahah omg pterodactyl

That's the one! I don't know what's better, the little puppet popping up, or the guy randomly flapping his "wings" for a few seconds.

I agree I have no clue which is better. Now I guess I must seek out midgets and "fluffies" whatever that is.

[sj5 4]

come on SJ porn is fun!

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

"fluffies" whatever that is.

Think teddy bears.

[sj5 4]

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

You mean, you're not letting your hubby watch porn openly .

'

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

why don't you make some porn with him, then he can watch that.

**smile mischievously**

making our own porn its fine

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

You mean, you're not letting your hubby watch porn openly .

'

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

why don't you make some porn with him, then he can watch that.

**smile mischievously**

making our own porn its fine

you should post it in vj for peer review.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Isn't that when people dress up in big furry animal suits? They go to parties, growl, purr, and ____ each other. I think I saw that on a CSI episode once.

"fluffies" whatever that is.

Think teddy bears.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

Isn't that when people dress up in big furry animal suits? They go to parties, growl, purr, and ____ each other. I think I saw that on a CSI episode once.

"fluffies" whatever that is.

Think teddy bears.

It certainly is. I don't know where I first learned about it, but it definitely wasn't CSI. I worked in IT through college and found out about a lot of funny things like that. Computer nerds have a lot of time on their hands and there's no shame in sharing. One of those guys actually sent me the pterodactyl porn, too. That doesn't even include the bizarre ####### that we found on people's hard drives when restoring their data.

One guy explicity told us, "don't look in ****** folder, it's all pictures of dog penises." Someone had to see, because it sounded like he was hiding something, but he told the truth. We found out later that mammal reproduction was his specialty. He was an international expert in dog's humping......seriously.

[Jenn! 918]

Is that what they were doing in The Shining? Never could figure that out.

[Amby 490]

this stuff is priceless. thank you! I'm laughing so hard over here

[john & jean 37]

HMM, Iwonder if we could cite paragraph two, proving EXTREME HARDSHIP/ reason to expedite. John&Jean

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Yep, then I did see it on CSI. It was one whacked out episode! It was called "Fur And Loathing". They didn't take off their suits so everything stayed anonymous. It was hilarious because when they had to take off the suits, most were all very geeky looking people.

Isn't that when people dress up in big furry animal suits? They go to parties, growl, purr, and ____ each other. I think I saw that on a CSI episode once.

"fluffies" whatever that is.

Think teddy bears.

It certainly is. I don't know where I first learned about it, but it definitely wasn't CSI. I worked in IT through college and found out about a lot of funny things like that. Computer nerds have a lot of time on their hands and there's no shame in sharing. One of those guys actually sent me the pterodactyl porn, too. That doesn't even include the bizarre ####### that we found on people's hard drives when restoring their data.

One guy explicity told us, "don't look in ****** folder, it's all pictures of dog penises." Someone had to see, because it sounded like he was hiding something, but he told the truth. We found out later that mammal reproduction was his specialty. He was an international expert in dog's humping......seriously.

[Alex & Rachel 78]

This is when I realise I'm online far too much and have become very jaded; I've known about furries for years and they're no longer in the least bit shocking

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

this stuff is priceless. thank you! I'm laughing so hard over here

No problem. If you ever need dumb ####### to look at on the internet, let me know.

[sj5 4]

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

You mean, you're not letting your hubby watch porn openly .

'

I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn.

why don't you make some porn with him, then he can watch that.

**smile mischievously**

making our own porn its fine

you should post it in vj for peer review.