Jump to content
one...two...tree

Surprising reasons you're not having sex

By one...two...tree in Off Topic

 Share

127 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted
I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn. :ranting:

why don't you make some porn with him, then he can watch that. :devil:

good idea :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 126
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted

my hubby is so wise :wub:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
AnewKINDofFEELIN Proficient

AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

Posted
Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted
Actually, my fiancée and I think porn is fun as in funny! Most of it is just so bad we laugh at it. It is plain stupid. Especially the fake moans and the ever repeating, "Yes, yes, yes..." :lol:

come on SJ porn is fun!

I agree most porn is hilarious

Midget porn is comedy gold.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted

I'd like to watch midget porn someday. I've always been curious if midget's members are big enough for ''normal'' size people



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
AnewKINDofFEELIN Proficient

AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

Posted
Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted
I need to get some midget porn then

Better yet, buy some fluffies porn.

I'd like to watch midget porn someday. I've always been curious if midget's members are big enough for ''normal'' size people

They're pretty proportional. That said, I'm sure a lot of "big" guys pack less.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

Link to comment
Share on other sites
David-and-Mae Experienced

David-and-Mae   15

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
 Timeline
Posted
Actually, my fiancée and I think porn is fun as in funny! Most of it is just so bad we laugh at it. It is plain stupid. Especially the fake moans and the ever repeating, "Yes, yes, yes..." :lol:

come on SJ porn is fun!

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs: at least for me... My husband thinks I can spoil the "heat of the moment" with all my criticism of the porn we are both watching. :blush:

N-400 NATURALIZATION

04/04/2011 - Mailed N-400 to AZ Lockbox

04/06/2011 - Received

04/07/2011 - NOA

04/07/2011 - Check cashed

04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

Posted
Filed: Timeline
Posted
I need to get some midget porn then

Better yet, buy some fluffies porn.

I'd like to watch midget porn someday. I've always been curious if midget's members are big enough for ''normal'' size people

They're pretty proportional. That said, I'm sure a lot of "big" guys pack less.

so I need to google this fluffies porn. am I going to be disgusted?

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
David-and-Mae Experienced

David-and-Mae   15

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
 Timeline
Posted (edited)
I got wedding ring on my finger's so I can say "No"

I'm not letting my hubby watching porn. :ranting:

why don't you make some porn with him, then he can watch that. :devil:

**smile mischievously** :P

Edited by David-Mae Forever

N-400 NATURALIZATION

04/04/2011 - Mailed N-400 to AZ Lockbox

04/06/2011 - Received

04/07/2011 - NOA

04/07/2011 - Check cashed

04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

Link to comment
Share on other sites
AnewKINDofFEELIN Proficient

AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

Posted
Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted
I need to get some midget porn then

Better yet, buy some fluffies porn.

I'd like to watch midget porn someday. I've always been curious if midget's members are big enough for ''normal'' size people

They're pretty proportional. That said, I'm sure a lot of "big" guys pack less.

so I need to google this fluffies porn. am I going to be disgusted?

No, it's definitely a laugher. If you really want to laugh, there is a video online of pterodactyl porn. The costume is priceless. The acting is other-worldly.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,346

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted
Actually, my fiancée and I think porn is fun as in funny! Most of it is just so bad we laugh at it. It is plain stupid. Especially the fake moans and the ever repeating, "Yes, yes, yes..." :lol:

come on SJ porn is fun!

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs: at least for me... My husband thinks I can spoil the "heat of the moment" with all my criticism of the porn we are both watching. :blush:

there's a solution to that :devil:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted
Actually, my fiancée and I think porn is fun as in funny! Most of it is just so bad we laugh at it. It is plain stupid. Especially the fake moans and the ever repeating, "Yes, yes, yes..." :lol:

come on SJ porn is fun!

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs: at least for me... My husband thinks I can spoil the "heat of the moment" with all my criticism of the porn we are both watching. :blush:

there's a solution to that :devil:

:bonk:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sister Fracas Veteran

Sister Fracas   5

Posted
Filed: Country: England
 Timeline
Posted
I'm a nymphomaniac and I like to have hot sex all the time with everyone!!!!

:lol:

WELCOME TO VJ!

;)

It was the best post of the day!

indeed! :lol::lol::lol:

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
avatar.jpg

31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...