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We don't have a TV in our bedroom....

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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How about a porn only TV in the bedroom?

If you have TV in the bedroom, that includes porn shows every now and then... :whistle:

onDemand porn on the TV is 8 bucks for 6 hours. It's crazy!!!

interesting how you know that.......

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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... never, ever start a conversation or he will be rewinding it over and over and over again until he catches up on what he missed because of my talking. ;)

Is that so wrong? I do that too, my wife asks me why it's so important to hear each and every damn word - it just is!!

It is wrong and your wife's darn right! :lol:

But...but.... that was the best part!!

How do i know? Because I've seen it before! Now sshhhh

troll I do it too. I've started to get really amazing at pretending I'm paying attention so I don't even have to rewind stuff on the tv. I will teach you how to do that one too. Neil never can tell if I'm paying attention or not :)

My wife throws me pop quizzes from time to time. I need a third ear and a second brain to process.

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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How about a porn only TV in the bedroom?

If you have TV in the bedroom, that includes porn shows every now and then... :whistle:

onDemand porn on the TV is 8 bucks for 6 hours. It's crazy!!!

interesting how you know that.......

Why wouldn't I? I almost have onDemand pricing memorized :P

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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I'm a nymphomaniac and I like to have hot sex all the time with everyone!!!!

you go jenn! :dance:

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we have a rule when it comes to watch tv in our bedroom. We either watch together, or when Im there alone or when hes there alone. if one of us wants to sleep and the other wants to watch tv they can go watch in the living room. The rule applies 100% to my husband, but not for me, of course, cuz I cannot sleep with the tv on and he can, so sometimes I keep watching if it happens of him wanting to sleep before me, cuz he can sleep with the noise, I can't with neither noise or light. But that's with his approval when he says something like ''no my wondefful wifey, stay and watch here, it won't bother me. I want you close to me cuz I love you that much'' :P

I can sleep with any kind of noises but not with even a faint light. What my husband does is cover my face with a very light pillow when he wants to watch TV in the middle of the night and I'm already fast asleep. It works so far... But that doesn't work for him. If he's asleep, no lights, no TV, no sound in the bedroom.

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How about a porn only TV in the bedroom?

If you have TV in the bedroom, that includes porn shows every now and then... :whistle:

onDemand porn on the TV is 8 bucks for 6 hours. It's crazy!!!

interesting how you know that.......

Why wouldn't I? I almost have onDemand pricing memorized :P

maybe you need one of them blow up dolls, plus you can count it as a 3sum :lol:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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How about a porn only TV in the bedroom?

If you have TV in the bedroom, that includes porn shows every now and then... :whistle:

onDemand porn on the TV is 8 bucks for 6 hours. It's crazy!!!

interesting how you know that.......

Why wouldn't I? I almost have onDemand pricing memorized :P

maybe you need one of them blow up dolls, plus you can count it as a 3sum :lol:

You are full of ideas today.

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... never, ever start a conversation or he will be rewinding it over and over and over again until he catches up on what he missed because of my talking. ;)

Is that so wrong? I do that too, my wife asks me why it's so important to hear each and every damn word - it just is!!

It is wrong and your wife's darn right! :lol:

But...but.... that was the best part!!

How do i know? Because I've seen it before! Now sshhhh

troll I do it too. I've started to get really amazing at pretending I'm paying attention so I don't even have to rewind stuff on the tv. I will teach you how to do that one too. Neil never can tell if I'm paying attention or not :)

Lucky you! I can always tell if my husband didn't get what I said. :whistle:

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04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

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... never, ever start a conversation or he will be rewinding it over and over and over again until he catches up on what he missed because of my talking. ;)

Is that so wrong? I do that too, my wife asks me why it's so important to hear each and every damn word - it just is!!

It is wrong and your wife's darn right! :lol:

But...but.... that was the best part!!

How do i know? Because I've seen it before! Now sshhhh

troll I do it too. I've started to get really amazing at pretending I'm paying attention so I don't even have to rewind stuff on the tv. I will teach you how to do that one too. Neil never can tell if I'm paying attention or not :)

My wife throws me pop quizzes from time to time. I need a third ear and a second brain to process.

Neil does pop quizzes too but I can even answer those. I will teach you my amazing skills. I'm thinking of making an instructional DVD set

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I'm a nymphomaniac and I like to have hot sex all the time with everyone!!!!

:lol:

WELCOME TO VJ!

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It was the best post of the day!

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