VJ throughout history

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Member #8: Is it true that there were actually some donuts which survived the eruption and are now preserved in ash????

Edited February 14, 2008 by Pattu Rani

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Marc Anthony: This place was so much better when Caesar ran it.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Caesar: VJ used to be better when the Greeks were posting

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Member #29: Pass the bread - this place is a circus!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Oliver Twist - please sir, can I have more gruel? I need to munch while the drama unfolds.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Caesar: VJ used to be better when the Greeks were posting

Brutus: Has anyone seen my dagger?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Marc Anthony: This place was so much better when Caesar ran it.

Marc Anthony (10 years later): Caesar is a #######.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Member 6: We must win in India and China. Our security as a nation (not forgetting the profits of the East India Company) depend on it.

Member 7: But what about the needless civilian deaths?

Member 6: A small price to pay for exercising our God-given right to civilize those savages and liberate them from their cherished freedoms

Member 6: BTW - what more does a man need except a nice glass of single-malt, a copy of The Times, and a Turkish boy to light your cigar. And what's this silly tosh I hear that everyman should have equal access to healthcare!? What rot! A gentleman should always stand a cut above the riff-raff of the common man. After all, where would we be if the common man didn't know his place? This place would turn into a banana republic in two seconds flat!

Edited February 14, 2008 by Number 6

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member # 54: What is the cheapest way to book a flight? Can I ship my fiancee using Fedex?

Edited February 14, 2008 by Nessa

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Thread title: Something odd just happened - need advice

VJ Member 1: OK, so I live in Roswell and something just crashed in my field. I've had a look and it's definitely just a weather balloon, but do you reckon if I tell people it's an alien spacecraft, I could make some money off this? ** all ever happens round here and we could use the tourism $$$. Thanks.

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VJ Member #2: Are of these so-called "aliens" wearing sombreros? If so, call ICE now!

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VJ Member 1: That depends. Can I make more money if I say there's sombrero-wearing aliens out here? I was gonna go with the bog-standard little green men with big eyes. I could make it little brown men with big moustaches, tho. What do you think?

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VJ Member #2: Why do you hate America?

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VJ Member 3: stfu.... you persian shoe

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vj member #3.... i am sure it is bush's fault