VJ throughout history

[Empress of Groovy 373]

VJ member #122:

i sent aos pckg 3 weeks ago nothing yet!!!!

my husband smoked weed once in college will they ask about that !!!!!

this is riducolous my husband never did anything bad and they ask for police report, what? Anyone?

why are peoeple so snotty isn’t this supposed to be helpuful were in this same boat right????!!!!!????!!!!

[Amby 490]

Member number 13: I want another cat.

how do you live with so many cats? I'm allergic but even if I wasn't I know I went insane with all of my MIL's cats. I wanted to turn them all into kitty kebabs.

[Mags 112]

Member number 13: I want another cat.

how do you live with so many cats? I'm allergic but even if I wasn't I know I went insane with all of my MIL's cats. I wanted to turn them all into kitty kebabs.

They're easy to live with. Good company too.

Member 17: I prefer dogs!

[SteveLaura 0]

VJ Member 15: The 19th Century is sooooo borrrrrring. *yawn* I wish someone would hurry up and invent jazz or something.

VJ Member 16: Let's have another gold rush! That was fun.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

member #10: no wonder the kids today are so screwed up

[Chica Yeyé 41]

member 16: i cant stand this, if that boat takes any longer to bring my SO here i am going to go insane. I wish i could go into the future where bringing your SO to this land doesnt take so long. humph

member MINUS 17: well, at least you don't have to run and run and run to catch fish for the emperor....

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Member 18: All that Emma wants is a greencard, Darwin! don't you know? almost all women whose name starts with E, that's all they want. Not that I generalize, you know...I said ALMOST all

Member 19: what is Darwin's entitlement??

Saludos,

Caro

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Member 18: All that Emma wants is a greencard, Darwin! don't you know? almost all women whose name starts with E, that's all they want. Not that I generalize, you know...I said ALMOST all

Member 19: what is Darwin's entitlement??

Saludos,

Caro

Member 20: Are you implying that all my sisters, Elena, Eustasia, Ephigenia, Eleanor and Exquisite are just after green cards????

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Assassination?! Goodness! That calls for Cool Whip!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

VJ member 4: Oh, I just wish one day a wise woman would come along and give us all poor souls love and sexy advise... someone wise, someone experienced.

VJ member 5: I have heard the voice of the prophets and they say ... HER NAME SHALL BE JOYCE

(all other members look in awe and admiration at the wisdom of member 5.... and at the physical attributes of members 12 and 14 )

[SteveLaura 0]

Assassination?! Goodness! That calls for Cool Whip!

VJ Member 20: Dear Joyce,

I'm so glad you're here. My husband (HonestA) & I attended a play called 'Our American cousin' recently, but unfortunately he was shot half-way through. As you can imagine, I was distraught! I'm just dying to find out how it ended. Do you know?

With thanks,

1stLadyMaryL

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Member A: The gals from Okleehoma shur ahr purdee.

Member B: You sexist pig.

Member A: Excuse me maam, but where I come from, ain't nuttin sexual bout a pig.

Member B: Oh never mind.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

VJ Member 30: This great nation was founded on global warming, you pinkos!

[MissStacey 1]

VJ Member 21- I showed my ankles in public and now my husband thinks I am a Jezebel and wants to send me home. What do I do?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Are you implying that all my sisters, Elena, Eustasia, Ephigenia, Eleanor and Exquisite are just after green cards????

Member 18: Since I know their names start with the letter E, I can assure that that's all they are after. But you know, still not generalizing.

Saludos,

Caro