VJ throughout history

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Have you ever wondered, "What if VJ existed during some of the most important events in history?" Probably not. But, go on - try. How would they be discussed here in Off Topic?

Here's something to start you off:

VJ Member 1: Archduke Franz Ferdinand has been assassinated!!!111!!!

VJ Member 2: Looks bad. This could be the beginning of something major.

VJ Member 3: He's a minor figure. Must be a slow news day.

VJ Member 4: I bet it's those crazy suffragettes!

VJ Member 2: I dunno. You have to watch those Austrians...

VJ Member 3: They're yesterday. We won't see another major Austrian figure emerge this century, I reckon.

VJ Member 5: Franz Ferdinand. Cool name for a band...

Get the gist? Good. Over to you.

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VJ Member 6: Franz sounds French

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VJ Member 7: I've heard from my minister that Franz entered Austria illegally

VJ Memeber8: oh, but he's a great leader

VJ Member 7: Who cares? let's lynch the b@stard.

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VJ Member 8: i have a big dong

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VJ Member 9: You Wish

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VJ Member 8: i have a big dong

VJ Member 9: Honestly, that's getting so old...and hey, didn't you quit VJ back in 1903?

Edited February 12, 2008 by Mister Fancypants

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VJ Member 8: i have a big dong

[Jenn! 918]

VJ Member 10: This never would have happened in Australia.

[Alex+R 0]

edited for meanness toward VJ members?

VJ Member 10: This never would have happened in Australia.

LAWL

I think that's a TOS violation there

Edited February 12, 2008 by Alex+R

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Thread title: Man lands on moon

VJ Member 1: Never happened.

VJ Member 2:

VJ Member 1: FYI I have a friend who works for the film industry, so I think I can safely say I have some knowledge on the subject

VJ Member 3:

VJ Member 4: Does Neil Armstrong have a big dong?

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VJ Member 11: Alex+R -- I read the original. Shame on you. I thought you were better than that!!!

Thread title: Man lands on moon

VJ Member 1: Never happened.

VJ Member 2:

VJ Member 1: FYI I have a friend who works for the film industry, so I think I can safely say I have some knowledge on the subject

VJ Member 3:

VJ Member 4: Does Neil Armstrong have a big dong?

VJ Member 5: I don't have experience in film but my dong does.

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Thread title: Titanic goes down

VJ Member 1: What a tragedy.

VJ Member 2: I agree.

VJ Member 1: Could make a good film, tho.

VJ Member 2: I bet it'll be $hit. Unless Rudolph Valentino is in it.

VJ Member 1: Who's she?

VJ Member 3: My wife went down on my Titanic last night!

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VJ Member 4: Well at least they got the rich people off first - yay social Darwinism!

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VJ Member 5: A study by the blah-di-blah Institute showed that most passengers on the Titanic were undocumented. Good riddance.

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Member 6: Waiting for someone here to blame it on Global Warming.