Man, 19, convinced girl, 15, that he was vampire-werewolf hybrid before they had sex

[yassmine2878 1]

I would recommend joining the Wiccan message board first, then when the offspring arrives, you can name him/her Silver MoonWolf, or FartingUnicorn, or PrettyRainbow and say it with a straight face. And maybe you can create a sphere of white light to protect him/her from psychic vampires and negative energy.

*puke*

OMG! Even the baby laughed at that one. *snort*

:lol: :lol:

There may be a protective sphere about him, but its more likely to be a green cloud from a poopy diaper. However, that should ward off anyone, evil doer or otherwise.

[garya505 2]

This is why I carry silver hollow points. You never know when a vampire/werewolf will try to sodomize you.

fairly decent choice, although silvertips are not as popular as they used to be.

My favorite in a standard pressure load used to be the 115-grain Federal 9BP. Is that still available?

[Ban Hammer 13,364]

This is why I carry silver hollow points. You never know when a vampire/werewolf will try to sodomize you.

fairly decent choice, although silvertips are not as popular as they used to be.

My favorite in a standard pressure load used to be the 115-grain Federal 9BP. Is that still available?

you're talking 9mm?

i generally prefer the heaviest bullet (for a pistol) in sjhp. for the 9mm i have some 124 grain sjhp, for the .40 cal 200 grain sjhp, and the .44 mag 240 grain sjhp.

i do still have some silvertips around somewhere.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I'm surprised no one said anything about the fact they met the night before. Am I just that naive? I know teenagers are promiscuous now days but sheesh.

[Mark&Steph 0]

I want to see a picture of this guy.

I read about this on another site, and here's the picture they had to go with the story...

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Werewolf sex. Only slightly removed from furry sex. I needed brain bleach after reading about them and their forums on Something Awful.

[Mags 112]

I prefer a wooden stake, personally. Or a silver tipped axe. But, that's just me.

[almaty 19]

i perfert the shotguns shell loaded with silver bebes....and the our lady of the snows memorial wodden stake

[garya505 2]

This is why I carry silver hollow points. You never know when a vampire/werewolf will try to sodomize you.

fairly decent choice, although silvertips are not as popular as they used to be.

My favorite in a standard pressure load used to be the 115-grain Federal 9BP. Is that still available?

you're talking 9mm?

i generally prefer the heaviest bullet (for a pistol) in sjhp. for the 9mm i have some 124 grain sjhp, for the .40 cal 200 grain sjhp, and the .44 mag 240 grain sjhp.

i do still have some silvertips around somewhere.

Ya it's 9mm. I see that Federal has changed this to the C9BP and the design is a little different. I guess this is sort of off-topic.

[j4k 0]

i read this in the local paper the other day...i wondered how long it would be until that story got leaked to the bigger market...i only live about an hour from this town...also the town my boss is from...could this explain alot? also the town where yeungling brewery is located...america's oldest brewery!