Awful, cheesy pick-up lines

[ericdraven 0]

Ok what about "You must be so tired", "why ?", " cause you've been running threw my mind all day !!!"

[ginger1981 0]

Nothing cheesy, but I've had my share of weird/creepy come-on's.

One of my closests friends (who was in a relationship) asked me to have sex with him one time. He said that she didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage but he was horny and needed to get it out of his system. He wasn't a friend after he pulled that one!

[Fandango 1,440]

Just yesterday I got out of my car at the gas station and heard a whistle coming from a close by car.

The cc thing at the pump was broken so I had to go inside and pass the car....when I came back out, there was a guy standing there and he came over and asked me if he could 'pump my gas' cos I was 'too pretty to be pumping gas for myself'

Then again, I have long hair and was wearing high heels, so mebbe that was it

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just yesterday I got out of my car at the gas station and heard a whistle coming from a close by car.

The cc thing at the pump was broken so I had to go inside and pass the car....when I came back out, there was a guy standing there and he came over and asked me if he could 'pump my gas' cos I was 'too pretty to be pumping gas for myself'

Then again, I have long hair and was wearing high heels, so mebbe that was it

Lisa -- you KNOW it was the long hair and high heels.

[Muuuuah 0]

When i was back in the UK we all went out from work one night, one of the girls was known to sleep around a bit, suddenly this guy came up to her and said''Nice legs what time do they open" She found it really funny and went home with him.

[Alex & Rachel 78]

I thought I didn't have one but I sort of do:

I was in a bar in London (okay, it wasn't a bar, it was a Canadian pub, our first choice was too crowded) with a couple of internet friends. My friends went to buy a drink and this is when a guy comes up to me and says, 'can I have a kiss? I'll win £20 off my mate.'

[mawilson 2,133]

Nothing cheesy, but I've had my share of weird/creepy come-on's.

One of my closests friends (who was in a relationship) asked me to have sex with him one time. He said that she didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage but he was horny and needed to get it out of his system. He wasn't a friend after he pulled that one!

He was so much more than that after you guys did it?

[ginger1981 0]

Nothing cheesy, but I've had my share of weird/creepy come-on's.

One of my closests friends (who was in a relationship) asked me to have sex with him one time. He said that she didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage but he was horny and needed to get it out of his system. He wasn't a friend after he pulled that one!

He was so much more than that after you guys did it?

Hardee-har har!

I've never spoken to him since, and I believe him and his girlfriend are now married. I guess he doesn't have to go around bothering his female friends for sex anymore!

[Fandango 1,440]

Nothing cheesy, but I've had my share of weird/creepy come-on's.

One of my closests friends (who was in a relationship) asked me to have sex with him one time. He said that she didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage but he was horny and needed to get it out of his system. He wasn't a friend after he pulled that one!

He was so much more than that after you guys did it?

Hardee-har har!

I've never spoken to him since, and I believe him and his girlfriend are now married. I guess he doesn't have to go around bothering his female friends for sex anymore!

Your guy must be from the Norf as I've just looked at yer piccies and the first ones are of Lindisfarne!

You did stop by Seahouses?

[diadromous mermaid 36]

When I was a model in New York many years ago, after one of the shows a member of the press came backstage to compliment the designer that was being showcased and approached me to let me know he liked the last piece I had on. He said, "darlin' I think that piece is splendid. You know where that'd simply look fabulous? On my bedroom floor"

[Krikit 1,165]

I thought I didn't have one but I sort of do:

I was in a bar in London (okay, it wasn't a bar, it was a Canadian pub, our first choice was too crowded) with a couple of internet friends. My friends went to buy a drink and this is when a guy comes up to me and says, 'can I have a kiss? I'll win £20 off my mate.'

Did you ask him for half first? lol

When i was back in the UK we all went out from work one night, one of the girls was known to sleep around a bit, suddenly this guy came up to her and said''Nice legs what time do they open" She found it really funny and went home with him.

[Alex & Rachel 78]

I thought I didn't have one but I sort of do:

I was in a bar in London (okay, it wasn't a bar, it was a Canadian pub, our first choice was too crowded) with a couple of internet friends. My friends went to buy a drink and this is when a guy comes up to me and says, 'can I have a kiss? I'll win £20 off my mate.'

Did you ask him for half first? lol

No, but I should've! I never react quickly enough in those kind of situations; I'm no wit. I just sort of stammered 'uh okay' and then he attempted to force his tongue down my throat while I kept my lips firmly closed! Eventually he seemed to give up and returned (I have no idea if he ever did get the £20) and when I went to the toilets he and his mates stared at me as I walked past; I was pretty glad to leave.

As soon as I left I phoned Alex and told him what had happened and he just laughed

[ginger1981 0]

Nothing cheesy, but I've had my share of weird/creepy come-on's.

One of my closests friends (who was in a relationship) asked me to have sex with him one time. He said that she didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage but he was horny and needed to get it out of his system. He wasn't a friend after he pulled that one!

He was so much more than that after you guys did it?

Hardee-har har!

I've never spoken to him since, and I believe him and his girlfriend are now married. I guess he doesn't have to go around bothering his female friends for sex anymore!

Your guy must be from the Norf as I've just looked at yer piccies and the first ones are of Lindisfarne!

You did stop by Seahouses?

I've been to Bamburgh but not yet to Seahouses, though I've been to other such exotic locals such as Shilbottle and Wooler. I hear it is lovely there though. My OH is from Berwick upon Tweed...are you from that area of Northumberland yourself?

[Amby 490]

I loved Bamburgh and Alnwick..my hubby is from Newcastle

My worst pick up line was something like

can I have your number

no

well can I have your phone then

huh?

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[janaus 0]

those are funny pick up lines...

This one cheeseball said- 'Have u been arrested lately, cuz it's a crime to look that good."