Awful, cheesy pick-up lines

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Tuesday morning, I took a short walk down to a shop to go get a Diet Coke (breakfast of champions!). On my way back, I pass by a pickup truck parked at the curb. The guy rolls down his window, and says to me, "Yeah, that's what I like to see -- long hair and high heels. Mmmmm!"

Whatever, dude! Like I'm going to hop in your manky old truck and ride off! And my heels were only about 1.5 inches high, hardly skyscrapers, and I wasn't wearing them to please you, beardy. Ugh.

What are some of the stupidest pick-up/come-on lines you've ever been on the receiving end of? Or worse, used yourself?

[*JG* 2]

My favorite has always been Heaven must be crying cause it's missing an angel like you.

I once sat at the pool for hours and let my Jamaican friend tell me every good line he ever used. I laughed so hard I cried. I wish I could remember them all now.

[Mark&Steph 0]

Tuesday morning, I took a short walk down to a shop to go get a Diet Coke (breakfast of champions!). On my way back, I pass by a pickup truck parked at the curb. The guy rolls down his window, and says to me, "Yeah, that's what I like to see -- long hair and high heels. Mmmmm!"

Whatever, dude! Like I'm going to hop in your manky old truck and ride off! And my heels were only about 1.5 inches high, hardly skyscrapers, and I wasn't wearing them to please you, beardy. Ugh.

What are some of the stupidest pick-up/come-on lines you've ever been on the receiving end of? Or worse, used yourself?

I once rolled down my truck window and said "Yeah, that's what I like to see -- long hair and high heels. Mmmmm!"

I really am stumped as to why it didn't work.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Tuesday morning, I took a short walk down to a shop to go get a Diet Coke (breakfast of champions!). On my way back, I pass by a pickup truck parked at the curb. The guy rolls down his window, and says to me, "Yeah, that's what I like to see -- long hair and high heels. Mmmmm!"

Whatever, dude! Like I'm going to hop in your manky old truck and ride off! And my heels were only about 1.5 inches high, hardly skyscrapers, and I wasn't wearing them to please you, beardy. Ugh.

What are some of the stupidest pick-up/come-on lines you've ever been on the receiving end of? Or worse, used yourself?

I once rolled down my truck window and said "Yeah, that's what I like to see -- long hair and high heels. Mmmmm!"

I really am stumped as to why it didn't work.

Mark -- that was you? Didn't recognise you with the beard on Tuesday!

[Mark&Steph 0]

Mark -- that was you? Didn't recognise you with the beard on Tuesday!

Yeah, I haven't shaved for a while... The ladies like that look.

But seriously, that kind of thing always weirds me out. The way some people act similar to that. Do they really expect it to work

Probably have a heart attack if the answer they got was "yes, I'd like to....."

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I discussed the whole incident with my co-workers. One of them said she had a friend in Italy with some sort of sweet convertible, and he'd drive into the town square and ask girls if they'd like to have a quick shag in the backseat of the car. Mostly he got slapped, ignored, etc. But he reckoned that 1 in 10 times a girl said "okay", so he kept asking because a 10% success rate was really not too bad!

[Mark&Steph 0]

I discussed the whole incident with my co-workers. One of them said she had a friend in Italy with some sort of sweet convertible, and he'd drive into the town square and ask girls if they'd like to have a quick shag in the backseat of the car. Mostly he got slapped, ignored, etc. But he reckoned that 1 in 10 times a girl said "okay", so he kept asking because a 10% success rate was really not too bad!

Although sweet convertible, I can understand... Beat up old pickup is another story.

[Aymerlu 3]

Wow, too many to remember! I remember one time this guy came up to me and asked me what I wanted for breakfast! I was like #######!?!? Also had someone ask me if I knew how to use a whip!

[britty 1]

One of my guy mates in London always swore by his most successful pick-up. Basically, he walks over to a girl in a bar or club whilst putting on his jacket, and nonchalantly says "get your coat darlin you've got lucky tonight". The fact that it makes women laugh has meant he has had a reasonable amount of success with it.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

One of my guy mates in London always swore by his most successful pick-up. Basically, he walks over to a girl in a bar or club whilst putting on his jacket, and nonchalantly says "get your coat darlin you've got lucky tonight". The fact that it makes women laugh has meant he has had a reasonable amount of success with it.

An oldie but a goodie!

Wow, too many to remember! I remember one time this guy came up to me and asked me what I wanted for breakfast! I was like #######!?!? Also had someone ask me if I knew how to use a whip!

Whoa!

[mawilson 2,133]

My favorite has always been Heaven must be crying cause it's missing an angel like you.

"Did it hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

is SO much worse.

[Krikit 1,164]

I once had someone ask me "What's your sign?" I kid you not. Another weirdo followed me slowly in his van while I was walking down the street, then asked if I'd like to go for a ride. Hard to resist, I know, but I managed to restrain myself.

[ericdraven 0]

I like the one "how do you like your egg's in a morning ?" it works sometimesbut if they comeback with " unfertilized, F*** off !!!" You know its not working. LOL

[PlatyPius 5]

"So....do you live around here often?"

[JVKn'CVO 11]

*back in Argentina* Walking my dog:

Dumb kid surrounded by friends: "Oh, I wish I was a dog"

Me: "Not even then I'd take a second look at you!"

his friends laughed

Saludos,

Caro