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Hermano... ojo que ya mismo te sale el suegro recitando cantos a Aztlán.

Es que neta, mi suegro es uno de los pocos gringos que no solo es amable, es como decimos en MX, AL PEDO, buenisima onda el señor y me quiere mucho :luv:

Yo pensaba que el mayor me iba a rasurar el trasero con las balas de su .45 y nada salio siendo mi carnal del alma :D

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Ja ja ja

Si sé exactamente a lo que te refieres. Uno se gana a los suegros...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Hola chicos,

Hoy he comida mal, pero mal es mal. Empecé el día con huevos revueltos, hash browns y tocineta con salsa verde encima. De sobremesa una Coca-Cola (no es light) y me acabaron de dar 3 galleticas de Navidad. Como que empiezo a hacer dieta el lunes. :lol:

Diana

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02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

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Jajaja me hizo reir eso Len, tá bueno, tá bueno. :lol:

Diana

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02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

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Hola chicos,

Hoy he comida mal, pero mal es mal. Empecé el día con huevos revueltos, hash browns y tocineta con salsa verde encima. De sobremesa una Coca-Cola (no es light) y me acabaron de dar 3 galleticas de Navidad. Como que empiezo a hacer dieta el lunes. :lol:

Diana

Peligro... peligro... peligro...

Yo todavía estoy en la pendiente negativa de peso. Según la balanza y el Wii Fit... sigo reduciendo la cintura poco a poco.

A ver banda. El regalo perfecto es -y me cae que es- el libro de mi comadre Laura:

Talk Dirty Spanish: Beyond Mierda: The curses, slang, and street lingo you need to Know when you speak español

Chéquense el tema y demas detalles en ze blog

AMO este pinche libro :lol:

Cierto es hermana!! No hay nada mejor que madrearse a alguien en palabras finas...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Sabe que le falto en su slogan?

Because beauty is always possible...

with the right make-up

a sultry spirit

enough coffee

and 6 shots of tequila :rofl:

Si yo lo sabre en mis tiempos de prepa, nombre con tequilas y unas cuantas frias arriba todas son Jennifer Love Hewitt

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Chica Yeyé   41

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Sabe que le falto en su slogan?

Because beauty is always possible...

with the right make-up

a sultry spirit

enough coffee

and 6 shots of tequila :rofl:

Si yo lo sabre en mis tiempos de prepa, nombre con tequilas y unas cuantas frias arriba todas son Jennifer Love Hewitt

Canijo Tavo --- acuérdese q su hermana Len no bebe :bonk:

Y neto el libro es básico carajo. Yo llevo tres: para mi carnal, para el Bren, y para mi papá :dance:

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Y neto el libro es básico carajo. Yo llevo tres: para mi carnal, para el Bren, y para mi papá :dance:

Y Tavo :unsure:

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Y neto el libro es básico carajo. Yo llevo tres: para mi carnal, para el Bren, y para mi papá :dance:

Y Tavo :unsure:

AAAAAAWWWWWW eres un lindo wey.

Viste muchacho... te dijeron lindo wey. Osea, no hay libro pa ti, papá.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Y neto el libro es básico carajo. Yo llevo tres: para mi carnal, para el Bren, y para mi papá :dance:

Y Tavo :unsure:

AAAAAAWWWWWW eres un lindo wey.

Viste muchacho... te dijeron lindo wey. Osea, no hay libro pa ti, papá.

:angry: tavo no aprecia su comentario camarada, ademas pura envidia que a ti no te dijeron lindo :P

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Mononoke28   134

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Sabe que le falto en su slogan?

Because beauty is always possible...

with the right make-up

a sultry spirit

enough coffee

and 6 shots of tequila :rofl:

Si yo lo sabre en mis tiempos de prepa, nombre con tequilas y unas cuantas frias arriba todas son Jennifer Love Hewitt

Canijo Tavo --- acuérdese q su hermana Len no bebe :bonk:

Es que los tequilitas y las chelas no son para la vieja sino pa'l mero macho que lo esté viendo a uno. Con maquillaje ó sin maquillaje, el borrachín va a creer que somos unas Heidi Klums. :lol:

Diana

CR-1

02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

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Chica Yeyé   41

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Sabe que le falto en su slogan?

Because beauty is always possible...

with the right make-up

a sultry spirit

enough coffee

and 6 shots of tequila :rofl:

Si yo lo sabre en mis tiempos de prepa, nombre con tequilas y unas cuantas frias arriba todas son Jennifer Love Hewitt

Canijo Tavo --- acuérdese q su hermana Len no bebe :bonk:

Es que los tequilitas y las chelas no son para la vieja sino pa'l mero macho que lo esté viendo a uno. Con maquillaje ó sin maquillaje, el borrachín va a creer que somos unas Heidi Klums. :lol:

Diana

WORD. El Brenster tampoco bebe. Requisito INDISPENSABLE para nosotros. Ademas el piensa q soy mas bella q Salma Hayek, chinguense esa. :lol:

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