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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Solomon Islands
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1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language.

2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be

conducted in our language.

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government

assistance programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.

Harsh, you say? The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of Mexico!

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Sister Fracas Veteran

Sister Fracas   5

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have to say I'm skeptical.... but dayum if it were to be true...

Co-Founder of VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse -
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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

noemij Explorer

noemij   0

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Italy
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6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government

assistance programs.

Not even Mexican citizens have these!

Sept. 27: Filed AOS, EAD and AP

Oct. 6: NOA for AOS, EADand AP received, case was moved from the DC office to MSC

Nov. 23: Biometrics and fingerprint appt.

Nov. 24: AOS and EAD touched

Dec. 3: EAD arrives in the mail!

Sept 19, 2005: E-filed EAD renewal

Sept. 20: I-485 transferred to CSC

Dec 20: RFE notice received

Feb. 13, 2006: RFE received in CSC

Feb. 23: AOS approved

Kajikit Proficient

Kajikit   65

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Australia
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The country has to have some of that stuff for its citizens before it can provide it for foreigners... Mexico isn't big on social welfare.

Karen - Melbourne, Australia/John - Florida, USA

- Proposal (20 August 2000) to marriage (19 December 2004) - 4 years, 3 months, 25 days (1,578 days)

STAGE 1 - Applying for K1 (15 September 2003) to K1 Approval (13 July 2004) - 9 months, 29 days (303 days)

STAGE 2A - Arriving in US (4 Nov 2004) to AOS Application (16 April 2005) - 5 months, 13 days (164 days)

STAGE 2B - Applying for AOS to GC Approval - 9 months, 4 days (279 days)

STAGE 3 - Lifting Conditions. Filing (19 Dec 2007) to Approval (December 11 2008)

STAGE 4 - CITIZENSHIP (filing under 5-year rule - residency start date on green card Jan 11th, 2006)

*N400 filed December 15, 2011

*Interview March 12, 2012

*Oath Ceremony March 23, 2012.

ALL DONE!!!!!!!!

Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Solomon Islands
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Wasn't this posted just a few days ago? :blink:

I searched and didn't find it. ::shrugs::

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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hmm... better laws than here

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Mirorgate Experienced

Mirorgate   0

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ecuador
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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

I dont know bout that... I mean.. there's the garden to take care of.... the wife she lika ta shop ya know>>?? just one item? this leetel leetel dress here....

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

I dont know bout that... I mean.. there's the garden to take care of.... the wife she lika ta shop ya know>>?? just one item? this leetel leetel dress here....

well yeah...that is true

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Mirorgate Experienced

Mirorgate   0

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ecuador
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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

I dont know bout that... I mean.. there's the garden to take care of.... the wife she lika ta shop ya know>>?? just one item? this leetel leetel dress here....

well yeah...that is true

So.. we're set for May 2nd then??

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

I dont know bout that... I mean.. there's the garden to take care of.... the wife she lika ta shop ya know>>?? just one item? this leetel leetel dress here....

well yeah...that is true

So.. we're set for May 2nd then??

yeap..shopping for the ladies

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Mirorgate Experienced

Mirorgate   0

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Ecuador
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hmm... better laws than here

back in line Gringo! (means furner to most peeps)

:yes: and we ain't buying sh!t on may 1st

I dont know bout that... I mean.. there's the garden to take care of.... the wife she lika ta shop ya know>>?? just one item? this leetel leetel dress here....

well yeah...that is true

So.. we're set for May 2nd then??

yeap..shopping for the ladies

and I was $60K away frmo being debt free.. I swear!

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

 

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