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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

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This is where "fartkontroll" would come in handy... :whistle:

Fart is the Swedish word for speed, fartkontroll is cruise control.

We also have road signs with the words "utfart", "infart" (maybe this would be the sign to use in schools?) and "farthinder". They show where to enter, exit and that there are speed bumps ahead.

You can also hear someone say "turbofart" and during the end of a race of some sort you might even get to hear "slutspurt med bra fart".

:lol: hey i think i heard something like that in "bukkake IV"

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This is where "fartkontroll" would come in handy... :whistle:

Fart is the Swedish word for speed, fartkontroll is cruise control.

We also have road signs with the words "utfart", "infart" (maybe this would be the sign to use in schools?) and "farthinder". They show where to enter, exit and that there are speed bumps ahead.

You can also hear someone say "turbofart" and during the end of a race of some sort you might even get to hear "slutspurt med bra fart".

I used to have a German teacher who happily told us all "fahrt"s are feminine. :lol:

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