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just how does one "intentionally" fart? :blink: it's not like burping.

When you know it's coming and instead of holding it you tell people it's coming, spread your cheeks and make a show of it :P

Like Jim Carey in Pet Detective ?

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Gringita/Morenito   0

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Hmmm, good discussion. :D

I remember a family story about a father who farts so loud all the time. The other members discussed about it and finally end up with a good decision, every time the children hear their father farts, they will reply "I love you too dad!" :D

Doesn't that just make him fart more?

I don't know, maybe they finally accepted their father can't control it. And let their father feel not so shameful about it.

Can't control it.....well good to know it was not a cas of "intentional farting" :lol:

How would you make a "no farting" sign? You know, those signs with the red circle and line across. NO FARTING :protest:

Good point.....and would it need to include the universal symbol for flammable?

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Oct: Returned to Peru. Elias proposed!!

Nov 26: Mailed I-129F to VSC

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How would you make a "no farting" sign? You know, those signs with the red circle and line across. NO FARTING :protest:

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Wow,those signs are classic.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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My son farts into his hand and throws it at me.

Ahhh, the joys of parenting.

ROFLMAO!!!

Sorry, just that visual is priceless...

Anywhoo, yeah, I'd like to enforce it our house as well...as I'm quite sure hubster does it intentionally a lot of the time... GRRRRRRR :angry:fart.gif

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can you still sh!t your pants in middle school..does not seem to be a rule on that

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My best friend was sent to the principal's office in elementary school for letting one rip. He and I were talented.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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just how does one "intentionally" fart? :blink: it's not like burping.

Pull my finger.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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just how does one "intentionally" fart? :blink: it's not like burping.

When you know it's coming and instead of holding it you tell people it's coming, spread your cheeks and make a show of it :P

holding a fart.........bad visual.

My son farts into his hand and throws it at me.

My brother used to do that to me. Gross!!! Now he just comes over and says "Pull my finger." But I'm smarter than that. I know that if I pull, he farts. . . . . .

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12/21/2007 = Touched

03/12/2008 = Touched (due to phone call)

03/24/2008 = NOA2!!!!!!!!!

03/25/2008 = Touched

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just how does one "intentionally" fart? :blink: it's not like burping.

When you know it's coming and instead of holding it you tell people it's coming, spread your cheeks and make a show of it :P

holding a fart.........bad visual.

My son farts into his hand and throws it at me.

My brother used to do that to me. Gross!!! Now he just comes over and says "Pull my finger." But I'm smarter than that. I know that if I pull, he farts. . . . . .

My youngest daughter comes to me and says "toot toot" before doing it. She got it from a character on a Nickelodian show. For a little thing she sure does pack a wallop!!!! :blink:

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All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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This is where "fartkontroll" would come in handy... :whistle:

Fart is the Swedish word for speed, fartkontroll is cruise control.

We also have road signs with the words "utfart", "infart" (maybe this would be the sign to use in schools?) and "farthinder". They show where to enter, exit and that there are speed bumps ahead.

You can also hear someone say "turbofart" and during the end of a race of some sort you might even get to hear "slutspurt med bra fart".

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