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Tiksman   0

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A 6 year old child goes to his grandma and says" Grandma? What do you call it where 2 people sleep with each other and one is on top and the other is on the bottom?

Looking a little shocked by the question she answers him, well honey, ummm they call that ummm " sexual intercourse".

The boy looked up at his grandma and says, sexual intercourse?

OK Thanks and runs out to play.

Later the boy comes running into the house looking very angery and says to to his grandma, Grandma first of all they do not call it "Sexual Intercourse", they call it "Bunk Beds" and second, Billys Ma wants to talk to you outside right now.

Little boy 6yrs old goes up to his dad and says , dad I want to get married. Dad says thats nice who's the lucky young girl. Its nancy 5yr old girl down the street. Dad says thats a pretty big responsability sure you can handle it. Boy says ya I get $1.25 a week allowance and nancy gets 75 cents. Dad says ya $2.00 a week you might just make it, but have you thought about kids. Little boy says well we've been lucky so far.

A 5 year old girl and her 6 year old brother are going past their parent's bedroom, hearing some noises coming from inside they decide to look in from the partially open door. The young girl turns to her brother and exclaims "she gives me a problem for sucking my thumb!".

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Ok not exactly along the same lines but since it's "kid jokes" here's one my friend Jon's daughter told me a few years ago, and Jon told me again today. Just imagine a 7 year old girl tellign it, and it's all the better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

...because he was dead

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my son's very first joke... he was 4...

Why did the man eat green paint?

BECAUSE HE WANTED TOO!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

then after that... he was off on knock-knock jokes... God, i miss those days!

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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almaty Grand Master

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good jokes

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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