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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r Grand Master

w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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At an Obama rally today, God made an unscheduled appearance. Blinded by the ineffable rays of the Almighty appearing in all his splendor, believers and unbelievers alike bowed in awe. They then heard simultaneously (so it wasn't like those annoying loudspeakers at sporting events) the voice of God proclaim: This is my beloved candidate in whom I am well pleased. Vote for him on Tuesday or I will smite the heck out of you. And the people cried out as one that they would do as God asked.

Later the Holy Spirit handed out Obama bumper stickers, and Jesus appeared on a tortilla at a nearby burrito wagon.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

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Can't say no to God.

Goooo Obama!!

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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