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actually I was thinking of boiling the duck...

The aliens may be immune to drowning due to their plan to use aqauatic birds as their vehicle onto this planet. Tread carefully, sister.

ZOMG the ducks in the park are alien terror cells... but they're REALLY CUTE

That's what they want you to think...

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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actually I was thinking of boiling the duck...

The aliens may be immune to drowning due to their plan to use aqauatic birds as their vehicle onto this planet. Tread carefully, sister.

ZOMG the ducks in the park are alien terror cells... but they're REALLY CUTE

That's what they want you to think...

well are they immune to boiling hot water?? :blink::P

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SteveLaura Experienced

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actually I was thinking of boiling the duck...

The aliens may be immune to drowning due to their plan to use aqauatic birds as their vehicle onto this planet. Tread carefully, sister.

ZOMG the ducks in the park are alien terror cells... but they're REALLY CUTE

That's what they want you to think...

well are they immune to boiling hot water?? :blink::P

Depends on which planet they are coming from. Those nearer the sun - possibly. :alien:

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

Marilyn. Grand Master

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actually I was thinking of boiling the duck...

The aliens may be immune to drowning due to their plan to use aqauatic birds as their vehicle onto this planet. Tread carefully, sister.

ZOMG the ducks in the park are alien terror cells... but they're REALLY CUTE

That's what they want you to think...

well are they immune to boiling hot water?? :blink::P

Depends on which planet they are coming from. Those nearer the sun - possibly. :alien:

mmm, I see your point.... :wacko:

maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

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maybe I will BBQ the duck then... :unsure:

Shine a flashlight up it first. If anything blinks, discard the duck.

what should I do if something waves?? :blink:

Depends. Are they waving a white flag? We are a peaceful planet and should offer a surrender option to all duck-lurking aliens. Possibly, in time, even a path to citizenship.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

 

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