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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Eight Words With Two

Meanings

Eight Words With Two Meanings

Note: Charles take note of #6

1. THINGY (thing-ee)

n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.

Male: The strap fastener on a

woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad

Female: Fully opening up

one's self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing football without a

cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open

sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male: Leaving a note

before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT

(ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family

Male:

Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or

book.

Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing byproduct of

indigestion.

Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male

bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest

expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: Call it whatever you want,

just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A

device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minut

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Kazan' Tiger Experienced

Kazan' Tiger   1

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I'm in trouble, I'm a female according to my definitions! Exception: #1.

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A

device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minut

or this...........

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* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Alex & Rachel Experienced

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

:lol:

Okay - the rest were the typical stereotypical nonsense you find in all jokes like these...but this one rings so true!

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07/11/2006 - First met

08/22/2008 - K1 Visa in hand

12/27/2008 - Marriage

05/20/2009 - AOS complete

10/06/2011 - ROC complete

04/20/2012 - Annaleah born!

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almaty Grand Master

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i agree.. i watch 4 or more shows at once

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Scott & Lai Mentor

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

:lol:

Okay - the rest were the typical stereotypical nonsense you find in all jokes like these...but this one rings so true!

Lai and my roles are reversed on that one :blink:

Scott - So. California, Lai - Hong Kong

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Our timeline:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1032

Our Photos

http://www.amazon.ofoto.com/I.jsp?c=7mj8fg...=0&y=x7fhak

http://www.amazon.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.j...z8zadq&Ux=1

Optimist: "The glass is half full."

Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."

Scott: "I didn't order this!!!"

"Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God." - Ruth 1:16

"Losing faith in Humanity, one person at a time."

"Do not put your trust in princes, in mortal men, who cannot save." - Ps 146:3

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Vicky >^..^< She came, she loved, and was loved. 1989-07/07/2007

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