Questions that will always remain unanswered

[almaty 19]

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[dollface41601 0]

this is sooo funny, my favorite is the blind person with tp

[*Robert* 2]

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

does that mean you failed successfully, or successfully failed, or both?

[Jasman0717 9]

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is it only the seat cushions can be used for a floatation device? Why not make the whole damn plane that way?

Speaking of "black boxes...

What do blondes and airplanes have in common?

They both have black boxes and cockpits....

[meddykomp 0]

Why are they called apartments when they are put together?

[*Robert* 2]

Why are they called apartments when they are put together?

[crashandcari 0]

better yet why are they called black boxes when they arent even black??

[djcess 0]

hmmmm....

[almaty 19]

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

does that mean you failed successfully, or successfully failed, or both?

hmmm. you are a deep thinker brother robert

[bucknekkid 0]

Why does your peanut butter sandwich always fall to the floor peanut butter side down?

[Ephesia 0]

What do blondes and airplanes have in common?

They both have black boxes and cockpits....

I just went to the living room to tell my husband this one. He stared at me for a full minute before he rolled his eyes and looked away.

[iceyspots 0]

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 and hot dog buns sold in packages of 8 ?

[Ladylethal 12]

Why does your peanut butter sandwich always fall to the floor peanut butter side down?

Ok, so if the bread always falls with the butter down, and the cat always falls on his legs, what happens if you tie a buttered bread to a cat´s back? Which law will prevail?

I have actually done that, and to be honest, since cats get all clumsy if there´s anything wrong with them, he fell on his side, ´cus while falling he was trying to get rid of the bread.

Conclusion? These two laws are so strong that neither prevailed.

P.S. I am not joking, I did do that with my cat, and he did fall on his side.

[iceyspots 0]

Why does your peanut butter sandwich always fall to the floor peanut butter side down?

Ok, so if the bread always falls with the butter down, and the cat always falls on his legs, what happens if you tie a buttered bread to a cat´s back? Which law will prevail?

I have actually done that, and to be honest, since cats get all clumsy if there´s anything wrong with them, he fell on his side, ´cus while falling he was trying to get rid of the bread.

Conclusion? These two laws are so strong that neither prevailed.

P.S. I am not joking, I did do that with my cat, and he did fall on his side.

omg somebody call the ASPCA

just kidding

[Ladylethal 12]

The cat is fine and fatter than ever.