Questions that will always remain unanswered

[crashandcari 0]

Questions that will always remain unanswered:

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going

as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will

clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain

silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and

apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

[Fandango 1,440]

14 was my fave

Here's some more:

...if a driveway was truly circular, how would you get out?

....why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[almaty 19]

Questions that will always remain unanswered:

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going

as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will

clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain

silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and

apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

great questions

[Veiled Princess 1]

good questions

[Jasman0717 9]

[bucknekkid 0]

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is it only the seat cushions can be used for a floatation device? Why not make the whole damn plane that way?

Speaking of "black boxes...

What do blondes and airplanes have in common?

They both have black boxes and cockpits....

[Dixie_Peach 1]

[David&Erin_Owens 0]

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane

crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is it only the seat cushions can be used for a floatation device? Why not make the whole damn plane that way?

Speaking of "black boxes...

What do blondes and airplanes have in common?

They both have black boxes and cockpits....

[chocolaterie 0]

very interesting!

[*Robert* 2]

Questions that will always remain unanswered:

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Don't they just sniff the TP to find out?!

[mercuryroad 0]

I have the answers to all of these questions.

[bucknekkid 0]

Why is it you can tune a piano, but your can't tune a fish?

[Not Available 0]

Why do you have a pair of sunglasses, a pair of pants, but not a pair of bras?

[almaty 19]

Questions that will always remain unanswered:

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Don't they just sniff the TP to find out?!

nope, got by the texture and wetness of the paper...

[Tiksman 0]

Some of you are just WRONG!!!!