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Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

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You guys need lessons on how to conduct a proper flame war. What's with this "right you are" #######!

I'm too tired, Troll. Plus I'm an easy-going hippy. You know that.

damn hippie!

i can't find my cartman icon to go with that. imagine it. thanks.

hippies RAWK!

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oh no, some sh1ts about to go down y'all.....

you sh!t stirred brother arijit :dance:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

That his first reaction about the guy sleeping on the photocopier was that he must have been doing something nasty to it. That and the idea that working 6 hours is enough to put a person out for the count.

I have an 8-9 hour day - by that rationale I should have narcolepsy.

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No axe here. The others' posts read as sarcasm. Your's did not. If you had just said "Oops, my error" and laughed it off it, I think we could all empathize. I know I don't always read an entire post before sticking my oar in.

maybe in the future you shouldn't assume.......

Charles, do you need a beer?

if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

That his first reaction about the guy sleeping on the photocopier was that he must have been doing something nasty to it. That and the idea that working 6 hours is enough to put a person out for the count.

I have an 8-9 hour day - by that rationale I should have narcolepsy.

Interesting observations.

No axe here. The others' posts read as sarcasm. Your's did not. If you had just said "Oops, my error" and laughed it off it, I think we could all empathize. I know I don't always read an entire post before sticking my oar in.

maybe in the future you shouldn't assume.......

Charles, do you need a beer?

if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

Damn straight. Straight out of the tap!

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if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

of course not....only the finest selection on draft FOR YOU... now relax and take a long chug....

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#6 and Charles seem to have left their sense of humour at home today.

reported for baiting.

Edited by charlesandnessa

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

 

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