RIP Gertrude

[Marilyn. 340]

There once was a woman named Gertie

Who some people liked to call wordy

but she was always kind

and helped you out if you were in a bind

And some said she even was flirty....

[one...two...tree 2,762]

There once was a woman named Gertie

Who some people liked to call wordy

but she was always kind

and helped you out if you were in a bind

And some said she even was flirty....

That sounds like the Gertie I knew.

[Marilyn. 340]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

[one...two...tree 2,762]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! :o It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

[Marilyn. 340]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! :o It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

sorry, to have to break it to you like that...

[Krikit 1,164]

Ya know.... I'm not likin ole Gertie as much anymore. I can feel the pain of her passing fading as we speak.

[almaty 19]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! :o It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

so was i brother..i got the videos to remember her by...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

so was i brother..i got the videos to remember her by...

Did she pinch your cheek and call you mutton too, brother?

[Amby 490]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! :o It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

so was i brother..i got the videos to remember her by...

add me in there as another notch...brother dean do you still have that video of us with her and barb?

[almaty 19]

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

so was i brother..i got the videos to remember her by...

Did she pinch your cheek and call you mutton too, brother?

yes

There once was a woman name Gertrie

Who was always very flirty

She liked them young

And very well hung

But you dare not call her dirty....

Whoa! :o It all makes sense now. I was just another notch in her lipstick case.

so was i brother..i got the videos to remember her by...

add me in there as another notch...brother dean do you still have that video of us with her and barb?

yes, but i sold the rights to wicked pictures

[SteveLaura 0]

With a nod to Blackadder, I wonder if anyone can confirm the reports that she will be buried in a Y-shaped coffin...?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

With a nod to Blackadder, I wonder if anyone can confirm the reports that she will be buried in a Y-shaped coffin...?

Open casket?

[Marilyn. 340]

seems like she was a women with many talents

[almaty 19]

she was great at playing the upright organ

[one...two...tree 2,762]

seems like she was a women with many talents

That's too painful to watch.