I've created a monster!!!!!

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(((Jawi))) How is the back doing? Are you able to manage the pain while at work? How is the mister doing? I hope all is well...still got you in my prayers everyday

[jawi876 2]

What is an "Eraser"

Erasa...is de hacid Melodee ask Chantelle fe.

Fi bleach out di skin...wicked stuff from wha mi hear.

Hey babes! Link mi when yuh can.

awakening_1....get to work!!!!! Focus. Focus. Focus.

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Awww bwoy...mi affi go wait I guess..mi ready fi di show down..weh Ian run gone..!!!

[Dimples876 0]

I'm so busy @ work i want to read my stories but i have to wait until later.

[Marlita 0]

Claire awrite..i got u and Lita to..awrite if a pick up nobody else mi affi go rent a limo wah oonuh seh...but look we done late...oonuh see howoonuh mek mi late fi di drama...lawd mi sorry fi Toya..wooieeeee

Tank u Jawi hunny..love u

Sorry, but u must come and get me too. mi nuh no wha a gwan, but mi hear shot a go lick a one wedding so mi want to go, to see what all the commotion is about, and i'm bringing my video camera to go bust it on youtube.

Lawd Gawd!!! DWL!!

[Marlita 0]

Mi dream about deh wedding lass nite, then hubby call me at 5:30am serenading me with sum Backstreet Boys love song. mi tink ie Rasta ah call mi.

[brownnskinn 0]

Mi dream about deh wedding lass nite, then hubby call me at 5:30am serenading me with sum Backstreet Boys love song. mi tink ie Rasta ah call mi.

[Sonshyne 2]

Lawd mi always late fi heverting!! Mi haffi gwan han change mi dress ie nuh look right wen mi put ie on. Nuh time fi have ie altered suh mi ago do wha mi do best... SHOP!! Mi readi nuh meet yuh at deh wedding

Edited January 22, 2008 by Sonshyne

[Dimples876 0]

This is all I have for now...I will try to create more this weekend. Love you all...goodnight and sweet dreams.

Love Is...

Jawi876

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*The first chord of the wedding march song silences Ian. He turns in his seat to watch the wedding party proceed down the aisle. He doesn’t recognize anyone, so he stifles a yawn and pretends to be interested. Then, he notices Frowzy escorting a plump woman down the aisle. He is smiling so hard, you would be hard pressed not to think he was the one getting married. Frowzy acknowledges Ian with the Jamaican handshake he taught Ian at the bar, and continues down the path. Ian smiles widely, and his eyes follow Frowzy and the woman on their short journey.

Ian turns back around and almost swallowed his tongue.*

Ian: What the phock?! Mya?!!! Hold on…wait a minute. Ian you are really tripping. That woman really looks like Mya. But, she wouldn’t be in a Jamaican wedding. He** naw! It is Mya! MYA???!

Melodee: Mya? That b**ch’s name again. You know her Ian? Is that the woman you came down here looking for? De ooman nasty nuh RASS. Mi cyan believe yuh phock har too.

Crowd: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Yuh tuh rude mi yout! Respect de runnings star! Be quiet! Bumbo! RAAS! Let dem finish de suss! Farrin ooman ah skettel…run ah yaad ah beg we man dem! Fiyyyaahhh! Jah Raastafari! Dis is sacred grung…nuh dutty de Lord’s Holy grung! Lawd tek de case! Faaadaa! SSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!

*Mya looks towards Ian’s direction. She looks up at Tradee and smiles. He lifts her hand to his lips to kiss it discreetly. Mya takes a second look behind her, and recognition dawns on her as she looks at Ian’s shocked face.*

Mya: *whispering* Oh sh**! What the he**? How did he get here? How? What? Oh no! He is going to hurt her Travis. How can we stop him? Noooo…noooo…sh*** no!

Tradee: *whispering back* Eeehhnnn. Whaa gwaan Mya? Yuh mek a scene babes. Yuh gwaan like yuh haunted. Calm dung. Everyting criss baby. Mi dere wid yuh all de way. Yuh knoa mi love yuh. Nuh fret.

*Mya and Tradee reach the altar, and she is tempted to run back up the aisle and stop Toya’s descent. She looks nervously at the spot where she saw Ian, but he is no longer there. In the next chair, she notices the woman that she beat at Tradee’s house. The woman is smirking at her, and emitting hissing sounds through her teeth. Before Mya can think clearly, the music starts and the crowd rises from their seats to honor the bride’s walk.*

I am all caught up and I want more

I can't stand Ian and Melodee....Ian him to nuff and very controlling. Melodee is acting like a fool and is about to be turned out w/Ian nasty ways.

I have a feeling that more suss is going to happened between the twins and Mya.

Edited January 23, 2008 by Dimples876

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Melodee: *kiss teet* Friendship is so subjective don’t you think? Elyse is it? Are you joining us, or did you come to do your job?

*Melodee takes a gulp of wine before setting the glass down harshly. She allows the robe to fall from her nude shoulders on the private lanai. Melodee strolls sexily over to Ian, coaxes his wineglass from his hand, and kisses him until he staggers from the ache in his loin. Reasonably satisfied that she had won this battle, she saunters slowly to her table, and lies down.*

Ian: Uh..uh…whew. Sh**! Elyse darling, feel free to get started with your presentation when you are ready. Mel, join me in the hot tub while we decide on the pieces you want. We can do our massages after you are satisified.

Elyse: Mr. Royale, I was instructed to bring two pair of shoes per outfit. I hope that you and Ms. Melodee find the selections to your liking. Do you want me to model them with or without the outfits?

Ian: Oh. You have the outfits too? I think that will give us a better idea of the total look. Please model the complete outfit for us. *wink*

Melodee: It’s really not necessary honey. I have a good idea of what I like, and what I would like to see with each outfit.

Ian: Nonsense Melodee. Elyse has come all this way for us, the least we can do is to let her do what she gets paid to do. She is a personal shopper after all. Relax, and enjoy your wine.

Elyse ignores Melodee, and begins disrobing on the lanai. She glances over her shoulder to see the look of anger and envy on Melodee’s pretty face, and the obvious glee and admiration on Ian’s. Elyse is only concerned with Ian’s approval.

Melodee: Excuse me ma’am. I think you should get dressed in the dressing room, not out here. It is not very professional for you to show your naked a** in front of us.

Elyse: My apologies ma’am. I was a model for about five years, and I got used to being nude in all types of scenarios. I will respect your wishes.

Ian: Mel, do you have to be so catty and abrasive? You started the nudity afterall. I say what’s a little harmless nudity amongst friends? Please proceed Elyse, and dare I say you have an amazing body. Why did you stop modeling?

Melodee: Eeehhnnn? *kiss teet* Mi catty and habrasive? Bumbocl**!

Elyse: Ha-ha. Thank you Mr. Royale. I haven’t really stopped modeling. I’m attempting to learn every aspect of the fashion industry to make me more marketable. I ideal dream would be to become a fashion designer.

Ma’am. I made the following selections to match the lovely green dress you selected earlier. You have the option of going with a metallic sandal, or this beautiful multi-colored slipper.

Melodee: Please stop calling me ma’am and Ms. We are about the same age. Ian, is this really necessary?

Ian: I love both of them. We will take both pairs and the matching bags. Let’s see the next outfit please. When you are done, you can join us here in the hot tub. Waiter, please bring more wine and some fruit. Thanks.

Melodee: Ian? I asked you a question. Are you ignoring me now?

*Ian watches Elyse’s a** sashay away to the dressing room, as she removes the dress from her shoulders and upper torso.*[/i]

gal lef him mek him gwaan bout him bisness.................

[Sonshyne 2]

*whispering to Melodee* Remember the next time you try to tell me that you aren’t feeling me, there are other women that won’t hesitate to show me their appreciation. If you are not interested in me, then walk away and don’t look back. I don’t see how your behavior was any different from mine earlier. Now, Melodee baby are you interested in dating me exclusively, or do you need time to figure out how to get Delmar back? I know that I’m feeling you Melodee, and I will do anything to be with you. But, I am the man in this relationship.

Ian tuh bright facety and Dyam outta order CHA!! Mel shoulda lef 'im Rass right den and dere!! Try fe mek mi jealous??!!! Mi haffi sumting fe yuh BLOODC*** STANK RASS!!!

[phatmadame81 0]

Finally caught up..........WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, this is something I can't even comment....what is up with Mel she really needs to wake up and smell the coffee............him bring one next gal ina you place and a flirt eid har..........den him turn and a try use revere psychology pon you....come on not even me nuh so stupidddddddd..........nuh mek money and farrin fool you............dang eediate.

Me a book a trip to Ja soon gotta go and check out Murphy Hill........Karl mi buoy if a you a di luckiy one you bettah get mi a detination like dat with a 2½ carat diamond..........Jawi

a weh Ian run gwan........a bet you him gwan look fi Toya.......

Jawi srry bout dem working you like a indentered servant..............a true you nevah de deh so long.......how di back/shoulder?

welcome back and tanks fi dis......................

mi affi run mi lata .......dem always tell me seh mi a go late fi mi own funeral . :lol:

[clairern 0]

Mi dream about deh wedding lass nite, then hubby call me at 5:30am serenading me with sum Backstreet Boys love song. mi tink ie Rasta ah call mi.

Lita yuh crazy nuh raass but me wish me did a wake hup to sumaddy a seranade me doah

Me luv you same way

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JAWI !!! mi greedy mi want more...more...more ....more...mi waan kick smaddy to !

[Jonesie 1]

I gotta get caught up on this tomorrow after my doc appointment! Unnu love chat!