I've created a monster!!!!!

[Sonshyne 2]

Tradee: Guests, friends and family, we apologize for the rough start, and we thank you fo your patience. We will start again momentarily. Please bear with us as we refocus on the reason we all came together. Peace and blessings. Jahrastafari.

*The wedding party again makes its way back down the aisle. Mya and Tradee come down right before the bride. When Toya begins her walk again, the audience rises to their feet. Toya looks nervously at the crowd, afraid of any more distractions. Just as she reaches the back row of the audience, her parents step out into the aisle to join her. Toya puts her hand to her mouth, and begins weeping. Toya’s parents each kiss her, and they all walk toward Fitz and the altar. The crowd erupts with thunderous applause and cheers.

Fitz steps out to greet his bride and new in-laws. He kisses his mother-in-law on the cheek, shakes his father-in-law’s hand and takes Toya’s hand into the crook of his arm. The cheers and applause die down as the audience takes their seats.

Jah Cure begins serenading the couple with a beautiful acapella version of “Love Is.” The minister clears his throat when the song ends, and starts the wedding ceremony again.*

[qoute]

OOhhhh how sweet That Fitz took care of everything he could think of to make her day special

Edited January 28, 2008 by Sonshyne

[jawi876 2]

Fitz: Okay…okay. Let’s think. She couldn’t have gotten far without car keys. Let’s spread out and start looking for her. Ask people if they saw her get in a car.

Frowzy, call Auntie Mary fe see if har go hearly tuh de reception. Maybe she ah look food.

Toya honey. Baby do you think HIan would try fe urt har?

Toya: Huh…uh…um no…I don’t think so. Ian is afraid of Mya for some unknown reason. But, if he were trying to get at me…maybe…

Tradee: Mi ago chop im bloodcl**! Im ded!

Toya: What if she is not with Ian? She wouldn’t willingly go anywhere with him. She told me that she had a fight with the woman that was with him. What’s her name?

Tradee: Melodee! Jah knoa! Melodee wan rass eeidat fe tru! Har an Chantell wicked tuh baxside! RASS!

*The group hurry off in different directions looking for Mya, or anyone that has seen her.*

Tradee: CHANTELLE?! Whe yuh dutty friend Melodee? Eeehhhnnn? Nuh bodda wid dat. Whaa mek? Cho! Oonu wan rass skettel frum yuh bawn.

Chantelle: Mi nuh knoa Rasta. Look mi sarry fe whaa happen between we. Mi and Mel nuh friend cuz mi do a ting wid yuh brodda since secondary. Melodee vexed when mi tell har sey mi love Shotta. So mi nuh knoa. Mi tink har lef wid de yout frum farrin.

Rasta, let mi chat yuh fe a minute. Yuh brodda nuh tuh righted. Im gwaan like-like….

Tradee: Mi nuh have time fe chat suss Chantelle. Yuh and mi brodda do a ting and low mi. Mi nuh care whaa im a do.

[jawi876 2]

Chantelle: Eh? Yuh rude doah! Nuh sar…mi nuh chat mi business wid Shotta. Mi try fe tell yuh ow im stay. Lissen nuh man! Yuh brodda gwaan like im haunted…like im ead gone. When de minister marry Fitz and de farrin ooman…im repeat de wuds tuh imself. Im repeat some ooman name ova and ova…nuh Toya…but ie sound like ie. De man run gwaan when dem kiss and ting. Mi neva see im all til now.

Tradee: Bumbo! Why mi nuh tink bout Tran? *kiss teet* Tonks Chantelle. Likkle more. Wait…eeehhnnn. Chantelle yuh drive yuh mummie car? Whe ie dere?

Chantelle: Mi let Shotta drive we come yere. Im have de car key dem. Mi neva tink sey im gwaan lef mi…so mi neva look pon de car. Bumbocl**! Mi mummie gwaan ded mi if im do a ting inna har car!

Tradee: Did im mutta sumting bout whe im ago do? Whe im ago? Talk nuh Chantelle!

[Marie876 0]

Jawi you're such a FANTASTIC writer!

This is getting sooo good!!!

[jawi876 2]

Melodee: Ian, what happened back there? I thought you were over her.

Ian: Don’t start Melodee. You were the one whining on and on about Delmar phocking your best friend. I think I have every right to be upset about being at my ex-fiancée’s surprise wedding in ghetto a** Jamaica! How do you expect me to feel?

Melodee: We both got surprises we were not ready for Ian. I understand that you are shocked. What are you going to do now? Do you want to go to the reception, and try to talk to her? I know where they are holding it. If it will bring peace to you, we can go. Besides, I have my own selfish motivations for going to the reception.

Ian: Baby. I’m sorry. I know things are over between me and Toya. I’m just upset about the blatant disrespect. She could have at least called me to break things off. Phock! Ain’t this a bit**!

Melodee: Babes…calm dung nuh. Let me drive Ian. Yuh need fe calm dung fe a likkle while. I need to pick up a couple of things okay?

Ian and Melodee walk toward the red Navigator. When they get to the truck, Ian slumps wearily against the passenger door.

[jawi876 2]

Ian: Mel…damn baby. I-I n-n-need you Gem. Pretend to love me for just a little while…please Mel. I need to hold you. I need to hear you say you love me. I need you to call me Daddy. Melodee, I need to feel my d**k tearing up your walls. Right now. Right here. Just love me Gem.

Melodee: Ian baby, that will just complicate…ah sh** what the he**? I love you Ian. Mi wan yuh fe mek mi pums swell Daddy. Mek love tuh mi Daddy.

Ian shoves Melodee harshly onto the truck. He grinds himself against her, as he roughly gnawls at her neck. He allows his hands to grab handsful of her soft flesh in an attempt to sooth his raw emotion. Ian opens both doors on the passenger side of the Navigator. He lifts the hem to Melodee’s elegant dress, as she presses her face on the inside of the front passenger window. Melodee groans as Ian’s fingers brutally ravage her core. Ian pushes her silky thong out of the way, and he enters her with a load roar. Melodee arches her back to meet his thrusts. She turns abruptly to face him because their current position only allows Ian to make shallow thrusts. Ian grabs both of her legs, and wraps them around his waist. His long fingers greedily knead her fleshy a** and thighs as he buries himself inside her warmth, over and over again. Melodee places her hands on top of the truck and the passenger door to steady herself. Ian bites the dark skin right above the low neckline of the emerald dress. His passion is marked clearly by the purplish black bruise his suckling left on her breast. Ian’s sperm eagerly swim toward Melodee’s ripe and fertile egg. Whatever the future holds for them, Melodee and Ian will be forever bound by the new baby developing in her womb.

The two lovers are oblivious to the crowd gathering around them. A few older people voice their displeasure at the obscene display of affection. Some of the younger people cheer and mock Ian and Melodee’s coupling. When Melodee and Ian release, they slowly separate. Ian kisses Melodee hungrily, and declares his love for her. He makes a futile attempt to cover Melodee as she rearranges her dress. Melodee decides the best way to save face is to go rude gyal all the way.

Melodee: Eeeehhnnn? Ah whaa? Oonu neva see ooman phock har man? Bumbocl**…oonu brite eh?

Melodee places a finger inside herself, then she gives it to Ian to suckle insatiably. Melodee then lifts her dress briefly and pats her a** rapidly to make it jiggle at the crowd before she walks gracefully to the driver’s side and jumps in. Melodee brings the Navigator to life, and she streaks out of the makeshift parking lot, spewing gravel and marl dust in their wake.

[jawi876 2]

Jawi you're such a FANTASTIC writer!

This is getting sooo good!!!

Tonks! I was going to do the predictable all haades break loose at the wedding...but it just wasn't flowing for me...so I had to switch it up a little. I really wanted Fitz and Toya to get married. I love them so much.

God is so good! I finally got my Final Trial Notice from the judge. With God's grace, I should be getting divorced on February 19, 2008. It will be three days after my 6th wedding anniversary. Woo-hoo! Finally a ray of sunshine to hold on to!

Edited January 28, 2008 by jawi876

[Dimples876 0]

OMG!!!!!!!! I'm about to get off of work....Thank you I printed it out for my commute home.......JAWI Thank you so much

more comments to come

[Marlita 0]

*Mya and Tradee reach the altar, and she is tempted to run back up the aisle and stop Toya's descent. She looks nervously at the spot where she saw Ian, but he is no longer there. In the next chair, she notices the woman that she beat at Tradee's house. The woman is smirking at her, and emitting hissing sounds through her teeth. Before Mya can think clearly, the music starts and the crowd rises from their seats to honor the bride's walk.*

Tradee begins singing loud and clear. His voice resonates over the entire wedding site. The audience gasps audibly when Jah Cure joins in with Tradee's beautiful serenade to the bride. Jah Cure joins Tradee at the altar, and Toya begins making her slow descent down the flowered covered path from the church, past the audience, the waterfall and toward her groom.

Fitz meets Toya halfway, and they walk together back to the altar. The audience takes their seats as the minister begins the ceremony.

Minister: Heavenly Father, we are gathered here today to witness the union of this young couple, Fitzroy Nevis Davidson and Toya Denise Richardson, in holy matrimony. I have had the extreme pleasure of meeting the young couple on several occasions, and I am pleased to know that their union is indeed God made. Now, if any man or woman has just cause as to why they should not be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Ian: WHY TOYA?? WHAT THE PHOCK IS GOING ON? DID YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET YOU HAD A FIANCE IN AMERICA WHILE YOU PLANNED THIS BULLSH**?

Lawd Gawd!! Ian ah yell hout like im loss im mind!! Whew! Mi cyaan tek ie!! mi hart a race inna mi!!

[jawi876 2]

OMG!!!!!!!! I'm about to get off of work....Thank you I printed it out for my commute home.......JAWI Thank you so much

more comments to come

[Marlita 0]

I have been following and enjoying your post for the past couple of weeks and i can say i am hooked. I pray that you recover and be completely restored. The word in service has been Healing comes after seven. And on today it was Provision comes after seven. I am hoping that all that concerns you be repaired completely and perfectly. I hope you can get complete peace in everything as well.

Health and wellness to you always

Hi,

I've never heard of this, after seven what? If you don't mind.

I've kinda heard of this too. Cause the pastor is always talking about this year is 2008 and 8 means new beginnings so the 7 thing makes sense in that respect.

[Marlita 0]

just for the record I had nothing to do with it...I was laying there minding my own business

I just bet. I'm thinking the Stella story is helping Marlita work some obeah on her microphone. I think I will calm down on some of the heated elements of the story. kikikikiki

Woooiieee!!! yuh see it! Mi tell yuh, mi ave ole heap ah dreams bout deh story deh!!! Den mi start fi dream bout all ah oounu!! mi seh deh obeah ah wuk pon mi sleep!!

[Jengles 0]

I have been following and enjoying your post for the past couple of weeks and i can say i am hooked. I pray that you recover and be completely restored. The word in service has been Healing comes after seven. And on today it was Provision comes after seven. I am hoping that all that concerns you be repaired completely and perfectly. I hope you can get complete peace in everything as well.

Health and wellness to you always

Hi,

I've never heard of this, after seven what? If you don't mind.

I've kinda heard of this too. Cause the pastor is always talking about this year is 2008 and 8 means new beginnings so the 7 thing makes sense in that respect.

at first when I read this I was like what is she saying, then I thought about and got it.

[jawi876 2]

just for the record I had nothing to do with it...I was laying there minding my own business

I just bet. I'm thinking the Stella story is helping Marlita work some obeah on her microphone. I think I will calm down on some of the heated elements of the story. kikikikiki

Woooiieee!!! yuh see it! Mi tell yuh, mi ave ole heap ah dreams bout deh story deh!!! Den mi start fi dream bout all ah oounu!! mi seh deh obeah ah wuk pon mi sleep!!

Girl...you have me over here rolling. I'm glad that you are still enjoying it.

[Marlita 0]

just for the record I had nothing to do with it...I was laying there minding my own business

I just bet. I'm thinking the Stella story is helping Marlita work some obeah on her microphone. I think I will calm down on some of the heated elements of the story. kikikikiki

Oh no please don't,

Ladies, when u man just come, please find all sorts of work for him to do. Let him do anybody's yard, paint, whatever it doesn't matter, if u no the person yes or no, when they come and have nothing to do, they only thing they want to do is

then the sperm is all extra strong and have two tail instead of one and have legs too. It can burn through I.U.D and neutrilize pills...better yet ladies when u man first come be on two methods.

WoooIIIEEE!!!!!! OMG!!! You had me about to fall out of my chair!!!! I cannot stop laughing at this one!!! Cause its sooo true!!! Then the thought of the sperm having 2 tails and legs and such!!! Wooo!!! Mi seh everylass one oh we gwaan be preggers wit this sinnting!!!