i-601: General Moral Support, i-601 app

[~Jackie~ 30]

MissLiss, I don't know anything about waivers and what you are going thru, but I just wanted to tell you that I have been following your journey all the way. Everyday when I log into VisaJourney, I first check to see what the MiddleEast forum is up to, then I come to this section to see if you have any news.

I know it is frustrating relying on others to help you progress. Our journey took 2 years. I just wanted to tell you that many in the background are cheering you on and waiting patiently to see your approval post! Hang in there and God rewards those who keep the faith.

Jackie

[chagalafamilia 0]

Have to post this joke........I know you girls will enjoy.

Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she

had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.!

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls! were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"They then asked,

"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding &%^$#; When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Edited March 8, 2006 by chagalafamilia

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Benita: That's a good one. Guys around here have those outlines in their pockets. It's such a disgusting habit. ICK! My brother dips Skoal. He's tried to get Javier to try it and thank goodness Javier has enough sense to say no. Although I think that is the only thing "peer pressure" wise Javier has ever said no too.

I hope everyone has a good Hump day. Three down only two more to go. Isn't it sad how we wish our lives away.

[Traviesa 0]

Jackie, thanks so much! I had no idea there were others besides the girls here in the Waiver forum still checking up on me and I appreciate it! I wish I had news to share. This will definitely be the most stressful stage of the process since I literally have no way to check the status. As for our process, we have been going for 8 months now. Who knows? Maybe by the time it's all through it will have been 2 years like you. I can't believe yours took so long. You must be a very patient person because I can tell you I've been going insane with just 8 months!! Thanks again for your kind words of support-I really do appreciate it!!!!!!

Good morning everyone! Happy hump day, lol.

Benita: That joke was too funny! My ex-bf from West Virginia used to do that nasty stuff.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Alright, where is everybody? I am getting bored.

[elvia 0]

Benita.... too funny! I second Charity saying that the cowboys around here also have that in their back pockets! Yuck

So how is everyone doing today??? Melissa I would break my lease and go live close to Charity!

I hope everyone has a good Wednesday!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Elvia: Where have you been girl? I have been trying to entertain myself today. I am not much good at it. As far as the joke goes we don't call them cowboys around here, we call them rednecks.

Well girls it's half over. Only half left to go. I am so bored this week at work. We aren't really busy so I have gotten caught up on everything. Plus next week is spring break so we will be even more slow. I just know I am going to go crazy next week.

[chagalafamilia 0]

Charity----WHAT? You are grouping Cowboys and rednecks together? I can say for certian that I have NEVER heard a woman say she wanted to have sex with a redneck.

Elvia: Where have you been girl? I have been trying to entertain myself today. I am not much good at it. As far as the joke goes we don't call them cowboys around here, we call them rednecks.

Edited March 8, 2006 by chagalafamilia

[Bootylicious!! 2]

No, not grouping them together. We don't have cowboys here, just rednecks. I can't say I would want to sleep with a redneck either.

[~Jackie~ 30]

After seeing Brokeback Mountain, I will be looking at the cowboys differently also

Jackie

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Okay, this is getting a little old. Where in the heck is everyone? I know where Melissa is but where's everyone else? I am sitting here checking, checking, and checking and no one is posting anything. Don't you all realize I am addicted to this thread and I need my fix. How have you all overcome your addictions? Please help me, I need to move on with my life and leave VJ behind. Seriously though, where is everyone?

[elvia 0]

okay... well I did not mean to ignore any of you yesterday but I broke my right hand and had to go to the doctor. I am on a sling .... which is not fun

Edited March 9, 2006 by elvia

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Elvia: How did you do that? I am so sorry. That is awful. How are you able to work or type? I am assuming you are right handed so it can't be good that you broke that hand.

[elvia 0]

Elvia: How did you do that? I am so sorry. That is awful. How are you able to work or type? I am assuming you are right handed so it can't be good that you broke that hand.

Long story short.... I tried to punch my husband (horsing around) and instead of hitting a soft spot I hit his elbow. broke the hand and will be like this for a month until I go to the dr. again. I am glad my employer is understanding because I can't do a darn thing

so when I type it takes me about an hour just to type a sentence

Edited March 9, 2006 by elvia

[elvia 0]

so where is everyone?