i-601: General Moral Support, i-601 app

[chagalafamilia 0]

OK Ashley...not sure how to take that one, but I am guessing you are making fun of the original writer and not me. My feelings get hurt very easily, please take it easy on me.

[Traviesa 0]

Ashley,

[martaprestegui 0]

Reasons to celebrate (by celebrate I mean do the laundry).

1. Laundry is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women do laundry they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed laundry reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Laundry can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Laundry is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Laundry is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more laundry you have, the more you will be offered. The active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle laundry perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Laundry is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Laundry actually relieves headaches. A laundry session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of laundry can unblock a stuffy nose. Laundry is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

1.No wonder my hair is dull and falling out!

2.That's why my face looks like a sponge!

3.my weight gain continues!

4.That's why I HAVE to wear a bra!

5.No wonder prozac hasn't helped!

6.Having to bathe twice daily

7.SO stressed out

8.Thinking about wearing dentures!

9.I constantly suffer from migranes and tension headaches!

10.I CAN"T BREATH!!!!!

All this just because I haven't done laundry?

Man by the time Edgar comes home I'll be old ,wrinkled and toothless, bald and suffering from severe headaches and flu problems.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Benita: I loved it!!! Very cute. No wonder I feel so great now that Javier is home. My new motto: Laundry, it does a body good.

[Traviesa 0]

Benita, as I mentioned, I also thought it was very cute. Even though I don't get to do the laundry very often, we more than make up for it whenever we have the chance! No wonder I always feel so healthy when I'm with him!!

[ashleydpinzon 0]

No what it means is that by doing laundry you make your self more sucessful in other areas w/out even knowing it!

[Traviesa 0]

Ashley, with all respect, that's not how your last post came across. I guess it was some kind of misunderstanding. Let's not have any hurt feelings now!!

[ashleydpinzon 0]

well it was actually a search for how *** promotes healthiness and i changed it to laundry and changed asian to homeskillets anyways whatever lol

I guess thats what happens when your hurrying so you dont get caught at work

[Traviesa 0]

Oh, so you were quoting something and changed the words?? Where did you find that quote??

By the way......................................................................I am starting to get IMPATIENT about this Advisory Opinion thing. Let them just approve/deny (probably deny) it already so we can move on with life PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Melissa: If you don't quit being so negative about this advisory thing I will be forced to come up there and open up a can of whoop butt! Now start being more positive! No seriously, you do need to be more positive. Maybe they are looking at it now and that is why they haven't responded to your email. Sending good and positive vibes your way.

[ashleydpinzon 0]

i just put "*** is health improvement" in my search engine.

msn search

I do understand . YOU ARE STUCK IN LIMBO@ a

[Traviesa 0]

Exactly-limbo! And (no offense to Elmo) but I'm getting tired of seeing him as my Avatar! I want Garfield back. The happy, fat, lazy cat will not return until we're out of limbo!

Charity, you're more than welcome to come whip me into positivity, but could you come soon? I could use your help with the great move!!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I will only come to whip you into shape. Not to help with the move. After that picture you sent me I want nothing to do with that. You only have 2 days left. I guess you will really have to work extra hard to get everything done now. The power outage probably set you back a while. Too bad you don't live closer, I would make Javier help you.

[Traviesa 0]

Yes I will be working extra hard to make up for what didn't get done yesterday. Luckily, my mom was already planning to skip exercise class. She's got to dump everything out of the fridge. Since the power was out for so long, nothing will be good anymore. So that's my master plan for the evening-pack and throw stuff away until it's done. Or almost done. Is there anything on tv tonight??

[ashleydpinzon 0]

No TV for Melissa tonite. You have to pack!