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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &

HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of

MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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So many years have past, yet I found this the most funny!

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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You'd forgotten a recently published "How to SUCKSEED in Life" by Britney Spears

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You'd forgotten a recently published "How to SUCKSEED in Life" by Britney Spears

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You'd forgotten a recently published "How to SUCKSEED in Life" by Britney Spears

:lol:

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Those are great. Thanks for the laugh. :dance:

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

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02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

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08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

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dogs - man's best friend

by michael vick

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

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dogs - man's best friend

by michael vick

nice

my favorite..

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

Illustrated by Michael Moore

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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