Sub-saharan cyber cafe

[Ta Ta 1]

Morning.

You know how that goes LL, from dead to lively in a short time

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

where is everyone?

It has been pretty dead around here lately.

Good morning everyone!

uno will be along shortly to liven things up

[LovinLiberia 0]

Morning.

You know how that goes LL, from dead to lively in a short time

Yup...just another episode of "As VJ Turns".

[Simply_Uno 1]

good morning

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square.

The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.

One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?"

The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down.

"It's about 2:00", he says.

The tourist can't believe what he just saw.

He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story,

"The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!"

One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m.

He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done.

He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals.

The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals". "Now, lift them up in the air.

Now, look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[Ta Ta 1]

Good night

[Simply_Uno 1]

good night everybody, ....but before I go,

for you naughty minded intellects heres a quiz......and no cheating!!!!exual tension quiz

Answers below....

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I'm not well, I drip.

When you blow me, I feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.

Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn't maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.

I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.

It's my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

................................................................................

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Answers:

1. nose

2. peanut butter

3. crane

4. Titanic

5. tent

6. dentist

7. wedding ring

8. elevator

9. chewing gum

10. newspaper boy

11. glove

12. arrow

13. attorney

elevate your minds

[Zee Bee 61]

Good morning

Going on a road trip to VA today

[Simply_Uno 1]

Good morning

Going on a road trip to VA today

,have fun and be safe . how is hubby adjusting to america ??

good morning sub-saharan

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

good morning everyone.

i got all of them right except 2, uno.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Good Morning Zee and Uno.

Good Morning Sub-Saharan.

LL & Oboma the Borah Symposium Committee met yesterday and choose a theme and key not speaker that was so random. It's going to be on healthy and they're getting someone from Scandinavian to come. They sent an email out to all of us that are in town yet for school. I don't know if this was choosen because of the people that were there but a health theme? One of the things about it is I've worked in the medical field for 8 years so I have extensive background on it and it's one the Symposium has never put on. I am wondering if there are some other benefits such as grants coming in or tying into the WAMI program. That stands for Washington, Alaska, Montana, it's an exchange of students from different school for instate tuition prices because not all states have medical schools. I am just curious how this is going to be a cause of war and a path to peace. I need to sift back through my emails to see what the proposal was for it.

[Simply_Uno 1]

good morning everyone.

i got all of them right except 2, uno.

why am I "NOT" surprised

[Ta Ta 1]

Good Morning Zee and Uno.

Good Morning Sub-Saharan.

LL & Oboma the Borah Symposium Committee met yesterday and choose a theme and key not speaker that was so random. It's going to be on healthy and they're getting someone from Scandinavian to come. They sent an email out to all of us that are in town yet for school. I don't know if this was choosen because of the people that were there but a health theme? One of the things about it is I've worked in the medical field for 8 years so I have extensive background on it and it's one the Symposium has never put on. I am wondering if there are some other benefits such as grants coming in or tying into the WAMI program. That stands for Washington, Alaska, Montana, it's an exchange of students from different school for instate tuition prices because not all states have medical schools. I am just curious how this is going to be a cause of war and a path to peace. I need to sift back through my emails to see what the proposal was for it.

Thanks for the update Olivia Maybe the committee will choose S/L the next time.

[Bassi and Zainab 1]

Hi VJ Fam!

I got great news this morning. The lab results were negative! I'm cancer free! Praise God!!

Of course, they called me yesterday and told me I had to come in and see the doc. I asked for the results of the labs and they said they couldn't do it over the phone. So, I spent the night literally vomiting and thinking that I had to go in because they needed to discuss next steps and treatment options. All that stress for nothing. Poor Bassi. I think he's lost 5 pounds in the past week. We'll have to have a mini family vacation this weekend. We're all a mess! When mama's sick, the whole family suffers.