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[Nagishkaw 510]

It's about time!

Good morning, all!

[Sonshyne 2]

good morning y'all

off to wally world for some rainier cherries

and for your reading pleasure:

Miss Beatrice

the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the young minister

noticed a

CUT -glass bowl

sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

with water,

and in the water

floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned

with tea and scones,

they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

the Park a few months ago

and I found this little package

on the ground.

The directions said

to place it on the organ,

keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

all winter.'

Good morning!!

[LovinLiberia 0]

Looks like another VJ hiatus might be in order....

Morning ya'll!

[Ta Ta 1]

Good Morning.

[LovinLiberia 0]

Omoba, we really are on the same accord, lol. My eye rolling was not in regards to her.

[Ta Ta 1]

I got you

It's gonna be another hot one here, 100 degrees with a 110 heat index.

[LovinLiberia 0]

How was everyone's night? I couldn't sleep last night and for some reason each day of the past week, people have been wanting to call from Liberia. Just to say hi. Every morning, someone has called between the hours of 3am-5am. I told BK that I'm gonna turn the ringers off at night...I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP, dammit!

On another note, a tropical storm/hurricane is heading our way.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Morning. Hope ya stay safe LL.

Congrats Charles.

[Ta Ta 1]

I would def turn off that ringer !

Another storm .......sigh !

How are your ears Olivia ?

[Ta Ta 1]

wow..........like white on rice !

Where is Bassie's Zainab ?

Has anyone heard from Z and how things are going ?

[LovinLiberia 0]

wow..........like white on rice !

Where is Bassie's Zainab ?

Has anyone heard from Z and how things are going ?

What do you mean like white on rice?

I saw B&Z in reading in this thread last night.

I was wondering the same thing about Zee.

[Simply_Uno 1]

good morning all.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Oboma my ears are ringing.

[Ta Ta 1]

Oh sorry Olivia, keep using the drops and rest.

[LovinLiberia 0]

Oboma my ears are ringing.

Sorry to hear that. Ear infections are no fun. I hope you get over those soon.