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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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LL this is my SL at 2 yrs 7 months. Disregard the pose I was on my 3 drink.

Omoba I will hopefully be able to get pics of the dresses today. I'm excited and the same size as one of my girls, so I will try on her dress if it is ready.

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Awww, you look so pretty. Your hair is gorgeous and I love the color on the ends. LOL @ you being on your 3rd drink. Your pose was cute. I hope you can pass along the pics of the dresses, too. I would love to see what they look like.

Sorry!! the first picture is SL at 2 years 1 month that pic was taken New Years day 2008. This picture is SL 2 years 6 months taken last month in Ethiopia. The other is one of my favorite pictures of the children at a model school in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia April 2008.

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Another beautiful shot. Are they easy to maintain? That's a great picture of the children!

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I just got this in an email and decided to pass it along :rofl::rofl::rofl:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to

Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and

preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most

women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following

letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been

forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel

are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

Carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's

on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from

the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began

crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a

mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he

asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'

by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

Tom Richards

Wal-Mart Manager

I am all that the Potter created me to be.

I celebrate, liberate and dedicate my life to His Glory.

I Am Uno!

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Yep very easy to maintain. I wash and go or wash braid and go. Every other month I use SL moisturizer but other than that I don't use any product on my hair.

I love them and would advise them to any one who wants locks.

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:rofl: okay, this is another one, I had to pass this along :rofl:

Subject: Life Line

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Iraq.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. :rofl:

I am all that the Potter created me to be.

I celebrate, liberate and dedicate my life to His Glory.

I Am Uno!

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I just got this in an email and decided to pass it along :rofl::rofl::rofl:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to

Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and

preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most

women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following

letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been

forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel

are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

Carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's

on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from

the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began

crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a

mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he

asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'

by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

Tom Richards

Wal-Mart Manager

My Dad was always a joker, I can see him doing a couple of these......... :lol:

Hey Naggie, long time no see in this thread.

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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I know, I need to post here more often. About the Wal Mart stunts.....I never laughed this hard in a very long time!! My favourite was the tomato juice.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Im to numb to move out of my chair. I did some bill paying earlier and that is all I can do.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Well, yes....you know what's going on.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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0k, hope you don't have Mrs. Gass as a client.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

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I just got this in an email and decided to pass it along :rofl::rofl::rofl:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to

Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and

preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most

women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following

letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been

forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel

are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

Carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at

5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's

on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from

the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began

crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a

mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he

asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'

by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

Tom Richards

Wal-Mart Manager

You're a nut! :rofl::rofl: Her man acted a fool in Wal-Mart. Uno, weren't you and I JUST discussing Wal-Mart?? :rofl:

Yep very easy to maintain. I wash and go or wash braid and go. Every other month I use SL moisturizer but other than that I don't use any product on my hair.

I love them and would advise them to any one who wants locks.

They are surely beautiful!

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LL this is my SL at 2 yrs 7 months. Disregard the pose I was on my 3 drink.

Omoba I will hopefully be able to get pics of the dresses today. I'm excited and the same size as one of my girls, so I will try on her dress if it is ready.

hair.jpg

Awww, you look so pretty. Your hair is gorgeous and I love the color on the ends. LOL @ you being on your 3rd drink. Your pose was cute. I hope you can pass along the pics of the dresses, too. I would love to see what they look like.

Sorry!! the first picture is SL at 2 years 1 month that pic was taken New Years day 2008. This picture is SL 2 years 6 months taken last month in Ethiopia. The other is one of my favorite pictures of the children at a model school in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia April 2008.

DSCN2340.jpg

DSCF0391.jpg

Another beautiful shot. Are they easy to maintain? That's a great picture of the children!

Hey We Destiny I love those, I never new what they were called but, I saw a lady at the gas station that had some and I was admiring her hair. That's exactly what I would love to do with my hair when I decide to go natural. I also liked your friend's SL LL. Thanks for posting the pics!!!!!

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