Lets Make A Story

[Minya's wife 24]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them.

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend.

[MelindaandTarek 0]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song.

[Lance27 19]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

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I'm very sorry..but i have to...hahaaaaa totally hilarious

[pedroh 21]

#######, gay marriage.. hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[Nessa 23]

oh my, this story totally rocks. We have to do more of that next week

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedo didnt like the extra

[natty bumppo 297]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedo didnt like the extra attention and challenge for Chucks affection

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedro didnt like the extra attention and challenge for Chucks affection and knew he had to do something about it. No one was going to take the azz that was rightfully his away from him!

The next day, Pedro woke up bright and early and drove down to the local....

[natty bumppo 297]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedro didnt like the extra attention and challenge for Chucks affection and knew he had to do something about it. No one was going to take the azz that was rightfully his away from him!

The next day, Pedro woke up bright and early and drove down to the local Blue Oyster Cafe to get cream for their coffee

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedro didnt like the extra attention and challenge for Chucks affection and knew he had to do something about it. No one was going to take the azz that was rightfully his away from him!

The next day, Pedro woke up bright and early and drove down to the local Blue Oyster Cafe to get cream for their coffee but little did he know that the cream was actually...

[natty bumppo 297]

Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes. But what to do w/ her existing "sexy blue eyes"? Turns out that Mel wanted no part of it cause she looks like a man. So Hillary in an desperate attempt to gain attention, pulls off her wig !! And then she takes off her fake teeth, and yells: I'm ready wheres the beef? But nobody hears her, they're concentrating on Mel in a kilt. Mad she grabs the blow-horn, points it under Mel's kilt and blows. All the women chanting go silent at the sight of what was under Mel's kilt. You see there was nothing to see!!!! Which answered that age old question: Are we blind, or is there nothing out there to see?

So back to Chuck and Pedro, who were still trying to find someone to marry them. But, then they thought why not ask Jim Mcgreevey he's dealt with this stuff before. Wearing kilts themselves now they were starting a new trend. When out of nowhere, came Mr. Rogers wearing a kilt and chanting some type of song...."Wont you please... Please wont you be my lover..."

Pedro didnt like the extra attention and challenge for Chucks affection and knew he had to do something about it. No one was going to take the azz that was rightfully his away from him!

The next day, Pedro woke up bright and early and drove down to the local Blue Oyster Cafe to get cream for their coffee but little did he know that the cream was actually fresh, warm, and straight from the source ....