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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment.

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes.

Edited by Nessa



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dilemma: should I stay or should I go?

Edited by Nessa



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day.

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican,



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Mel Gibson, with his sexy blue eyes.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Once upon a time in the land of peanut butter and jelly lived pedro and chuck norris who were friends who met in a pride parade that was filled with firemen and EMTs. To everyones surprise during the chorizo with beans celebration, some gay sheep appeared out of nowhere and started to dance the Samba. THis made Pedro and Chuck blush like little schoolgirls ashamed because they had no rythm and couldn't dance. And so, the duo decided to to take dance classes. Richard Simmons was the instructor and Nessa and Amber were their cheerleader. They all wore short-shorts and had crazy curly hair. One day they received a phone call from Oprah to make a guest appearance on the topic of who dances better sheep or cloned goats that graze along the hillside. But at the last minute the topic was changed to who is pedro and chuck? Nobody knew that they were famous carne assada lovers that were only faking to know anything about the Samba. As part of the show, they had to cook carne assada, which was a problem. Cuz there was no carne available to buy anywhere in the entire coutry. This called for a trip to the land of carne assada plus sides of veggies and bread. But when they got there they found out that all the carne there was infested w/ vaca loca disease....so back to the land of peanut butter and jelly.

Once home they decided to become vegetarian and only have friends who like the rainbow colors. All was well until Chuck developed a severe allergy to PB&J. He couldn't even be near people like NEssa that were addicted to PB cuz he would get sick. So he set out for the land of chocolate covered garlic balls, where he heard there was a cure for his ailment. But they noticed that in the land of chocolate covered garlic balls people wore no clothes. Again he was faced with the dillema: should I stay or should I go? The answer to became clear when his bud Pedro showed up one day. They made love under the stars and Pedro finally proposed. They then called Oprah back to see if she could be a candidate for President of the United States and finally legalize gay marriage. Oprah was all for it because she had fallen for Hillary and really needed gay marriage legalized.

Oh my now Hillary had announced she changed parties. She had became a conservative republican, and was secretly lusting after Monica a old friend of Bills.

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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