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Ok, I wont talk about the partially detached ####### I saw last semester!! Poor guy!!

OMG!!! That totally reminded me of a friend's #######! Pete the pig farmer. One day he was out in the field giving one of his cows a shot when it hauled off and kicked him in the groin. He could see his wife, Jo-anne, riding the lawn mower in the distance, so he started waving to her and pointing to his crotch. Jo-anne was thinking, yeah right. He wants me to come over there and (insert x-rated talk here). So she ignored him and kept on riding. Finally it became apparent to her that he wanted more than just a (x-rated) so she went over. When they got him to the hospital, one of the attendants fainted. Luckily, he made a complete recovery. But every time they tell the story we howl.

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Ok, I wont talk about the partially detached ####### I saw last semester!! Poor guy!!

Next time he'll remember not to leave the toilet seat up. :lol:

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Ok, I wont talk about the partially detached ####### I saw last semester!! Poor guy!!

OMG!!! That totally reminded me of a friend's #######! Pete the pig farmer. One day he was out in the field giving one of his cows a shot when it hauled off and kicked him in the groin. He could see his wife, Jo-anne, riding the lawn mower in the distance, so he started waving to her and pointing to his crotch. Jo-anne was thinking, yeah right. He wants me to come over there and (insert x-rated talk here). So she ignored him and kept on riding. Finally it became apparent to her that he wanted more than just a (x-rated) so she went over. When they got him to the hospital, one of the attendants fainted. Luckily, he made a complete recovery. But every time they tell the story we howl.

I remember bro, back when he was in 2nd year MEDS, telling me about some poor schmuck who was in an industrial accident and had testicles that swelled up to the size of grapefruits. Must have hurt like Hell. Ouch!!!!

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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