Believing the fantasies described in love songs can be unhealthy.

[maggieNomar 0]

Hey, what's wrong with ice cream

stfu you persian shoe

wow I've been living an illusion. better go get some therapy. I do agree that Disney has made it hard to live realit at times. What exactly is happily ever after? Now that I think about it, I don't remember seeing their lives AFTER the wedding!

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i always thought the perfect love song was by the bloodhound gang.........

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

lol....i love that song..................l

oh yeah can someone find the video clip to it??

[almaty 19]

also, another one in poor taste..

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went

since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons

through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,

milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",

this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls

like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',

'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,

and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask

as I do my little kooky dance.

And then she told me to shush.

I guess she could sense my desperation.

'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

Got to nail her back at her trailer.

Heh. That rhymes.

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on

when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,

gave the tranny a spin and slid on into

The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.

There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",

when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.

Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five

in an eighteen-wheeler.

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Edited January 17, 2008 by almaty

[Ban Hammer 13,633]

also, another one in poor taste..

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went

since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons

through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,

milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",

this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls

like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',

'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,

and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask

as I do my little kooky dance.

And then she told me to shush.

I guess she could sense my desperation.

'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

Got to nail her back at her trailer.

Heh. That rhymes.

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on

when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,

gave the tranny a spin and slid on into

The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.

There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",

when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.

Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five

in an eighteen-wheeler.

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

i remember that song.

[almaty 19]

same here..it was just wrong ..........especially the ending

[Ban Hammer 13,633]

same here..it was just wrong ..........especially the ending

lol they sure ain't pc.

[Scott & Lai 12]

I had an ex give me the song 'Every Breath You Take'....scared the living sh!t outta me.

At the time this song was popular, it was used in the soap I watched as the background to a stalker storyline and I've never been able to think of it in any other way...

I believe that song was actually about an unfaithful wife; it wasn't intended to be a picture of a healthy relationship.

Hey, what's wrong with ice cream

stfu you persian shoe

wow I've been living an illusion. better go get some therapy. I do agree that Disney has made it hard to live realit at times. What exactly is happily ever after? Now that I think about it, I don't remember seeing their lives AFTER the wedding!

My pastor says that marriage is the end of romance, noting that the old romance novels always ended with the couple getting married. Once romance is over, the real business of marital love begins.

[Amby 490]

I don't really do love songs. Not my thing. I think I'm a realist. I don't want a fairytale. I want a happy life full of love and if I have to work for it I don't mind There aren't always going to be happy times. I love my husband but a lot of times I just want to kill him!

Edited January 17, 2008 by Amber&Neil

[Sister Fracas 5]

I had an ex give me the song 'Every Breath You Take'....scared the living sh!t outta me.

At the time this song was popular, it was used in the soap I watched as the background to a stalker storyline and I've never been able to think of it in any other way...

I believe that song was actually about an unfaithful wife; it wasn't intended to be a picture of a healthy relationship.

no I didn't think so, but stalker is a whole other thing entirely...

My pastor says that marriage is the end of romance, noting that the old romance novels always ended with the couple getting married. Once romance is over, the real business of marital love begins.

I'd like to believe that some sort of romance can still be achieved every now and then...the kind that made you giggle at each other and stare into each other's eyes like giddy kids....I'm not talking earth shattering hearts and flowers kinds of romance, but the little things which make your knees weak every now and then. I hope that never dies....but it doesn't completely negate that I hate picking up his dirty underwear... grr! LOL

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

As soon as I saw this thread that song popped into my head. What is almost insane is how many people play it at weddings and other romantic occasions. They really need to listen to the lyrics a tad better! Sting himself shakes his head at how many people consider it a "love" song. He wrote it about an ex of his that became obsessed.

Heh, I agree w this completely.

I had an ex give me the song 'Every Breath You Take'....scared the living sh!t outta me. In the end, he actually did wind up stalking me after we broke up...he had joined the military and went AWOL to camp out at my door. It was such a nightmare! I'd be on the UM campus (TONS) of cars, and I'd walk out to my car and find a rose on it, with a tape (yes, a tape...I'm dating myself, lolz) of him crying over us breaking up.

My mom finally involved his CO in the Air Force, and it eventually went away! Started up a bit after he got out...he showed up in restaurants where me and my then husband were at....one time, we were at a friend's restaurant, so we asked to leave thru the kitchen, which we did. Walked around the building, got to thecar, and he was sitting on my car...and his date was standing next to him. THAT was interesting. heh

[Sister Fracas 5]

As soon as I saw this thread that song popped into my head. What is almost insane is how many people play it at weddings and other romantic occasions. They really need to listen to the lyrics a tad better! Sting himself shakes his head at how many people consider it a "love" song. He wrote it about an ex of his that became obsessed.

LOL

[Amby 490]

I think the best first dance song I've ever heard was a song called The Luckiest by Ben Folds Five

[Imua 0]

I had an ex give me the song 'Every Breath You Take'....scared the living sh!t outta me.

At the time this song was popular, it was used in the soap I watched as the background to a stalker storyline and I've never been able to think of it in any other way...

Would you believe this song was the theme for our junior prom?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I think that people don't really think about the lyrics - a lot of people have I Will Always Love You as the song played for the first dance at their wedding. People - this is a song about breaking up! (which is very clear when Dolly sings it)

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Of course, you are right. But they should! I know if I'm going to play, sing, or otherwise dedicate a song to my fiancée I make sure the lyrics are as beautiful and appropriate as the music.

I think that people don't really think about the lyrics - a lot of people have I Will Always Love You as the song played for the first dance at their wedding. People - this is a song about breaking up! (which is very clear when Dolly sings it)

[Alex+R 0]

I think the best first dance song I've ever heard was a song called The Luckiest by Ben Folds Five

Totes.