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[Ban Hammer 13,645]

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Here is a Scottish joke to brighten your day:

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

Awesome. Just awesome.

[weedebz 0]

haha love the joke.

Anyways...horray for the upcoming weekend. Another busy one for me sorting out more of my stuff. 26 days to go and still counting.

[Ban Hammer 13,645]

g'morning everyone

[Ban Hammer 13,645]

where is everyone?

[greeneyedgirlfl 0]

Been wondering the same thing...

[Krikit 1,165]

I'm here!

[SMB x2 0]

Sshhh, it's Monday morning.

[redkitty 0]

Morning! It's sunny again in Bristol!!! I might fall over from the shock! Bit chilly though, 37F!

[Alex & Rachel 78]

I'm here! Just waiting for everyone else to post first

Sunny and chilly here, too. I'm always nervous walking to work in the mornings because I'm afraid I'll slip on the frosty pavement, and I've started taking my gloves in my bag because otherwise my hands go numb with cold at night.

But during the day, sitting in the office? It's beautifully warm, and I start to doze in the sun.

[gwenneh 7]

It's our second wedding anniversary today!

The past two years have been pretty incredible. We've lived in three different countries, been dozens of different places, and generally had a blast.

So here's to my foxy stoat!

[redkitty 0]

Happy Anniversary Gwen! I think I recognize you from UKyankee! B)

[Alex & Rachel 78]

Happy 2nd Anniversary! And may you have many more happy anniversaries to come

One of the best parts, for me, of marrying someone from a different country is automatically having access to two countries, two different cultures and ways of life. Travelling and getting to explore a little more of the world is great, and I grow very restless after staying in one place too long - I don't understand how some of my friends from my home town can manage to continue living there and dating the same guys they met in sixth form - each to their own, I guess.

redkitty - I love your B&W wedding photos - you both look so relaxed and happy and they're gorgeous shots.

[Ban Hammer 13,645]

me be here. happy monday, if such a thing exists

[gwenneh 7]

Happy Anniversary Gwen! I think I recognize you from UKyankee! B)

Thanks! Yep, that's me over there!