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Help! My husband is threatening to make a sofa and two reclining easy chairs out of the seats of a Jaguar! I have just shouted "NO! NO! NO! NO!" so many times I think I'm going hoarse. I said if he makes them, they stay in the workshop. He sees them in the sitting room.

Men! I swear to god, men!

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Help! My husband is threatening to make a sofa and two reclining easy chairs out of the seats of a Jaguar! I have just shouted "NO! NO! NO! NO!" so many times I think I'm going hoarse. I said if he makes them, they stay in the workshop. He sees them in the sitting room.

Men! I swear to god, men!

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oh, gad :lol:

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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Okay, 31st December it is. ;)

And those darned Canadians! Naughty! Better go and lock it right now! :P:lol:

And you did. :( Now I feel all guilty cos they are beside themselves that their thread has been locked. :(

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oh pish; they flew under the radar for too long anyway; it was going to catch up with them eventually :)

and a thread's only as good as its last page anyway... when do you go back and read it from the beginning? (and even if they want to do that, it's still there, innit?)

*sparing with sympathy ;) *

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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Just reading the news that woolies stores will all close by January 5th. What a shame, not surprised though. Have seen it coming for awhile. They were still charging 15-16 pounds for albums, you can get for less than a tenner online.

Was part of my growing up that place. Bought my first album there, still have the cassette yet.

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oh pish; they flew under the radar for too long anyway; it was going to catch up with them eventually :)

and a thread's only as good as its last page anyway... when do you go back and read it from the beginning? (and even if they want to do that, it's still there, innit?)

*sparing with sympathy ;) *

Oooh, StP, you are cold-hearted!

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That's sad about Woollies, but it's been such a long time coming. I used to go there all the time when I couldn't find a specific kitchen thing that didn't cost a bomb, and recently quite a few of their home decor things were actually quite nice and very well-priced. I bought our "going to America" suitcases there -- great quality hard-case ones that were marked down stupendously. When I bought them I thought, good god, this moving thing is for real.

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Oooh, StP, you are cold-hearted!

you better believe it :angry:

I like making small children cry, as well :devil:

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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Hugs from me too. (L)

Are we really at the 5000th post? Is there some way we can be allowed a special dispensation to keep this incarnation of the thread going until January 1st? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? :D

The only way Mags will know is if we tell her. shhhhhh :innocent:

I was keeping an eye on it but will be cool to start a new post on Jan 1st if anyone wakes up that day! No plans here so will prolly be my duty :lol: Still feel yuck and have lost my voice... not sure Jager does that so will have to blame it on the cold... J has taken the day off to look after me though which is great and it is raining which makes me happy :D:dance:

oh pish; they flew under the radar for too long anyway; it was going to catch up with them eventually :)

and a thread's only as good as its last page anyway... when do you go back and read it from the beginning? (and even if they want to do that, it's still there, innit?)

*sparing with sympathy ;) *

I always add a link to the old thread if I get the first post in with a new one :) Highlights would be really cool though!

Just reading the news that woolies stores will all close by January 5th. What a shame, not surprised though. Have seen it coming for awhile. They were still charging 15-16 pounds for albums, you can get for less than a tenner online.

Was part of my growing up that place. Bought my first album there, still have the cassette yet.

NOOOOOOOO!!! I used to love going to Woolies for cheap Christmas chocs... of course, it was about the only time I ever went so... :crying:

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... so it's your fault they're closing down :P

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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Got my Christmas parcel from my folks today. :D Now have walkers worcester sauce crisps among other goodies. :D Though the meanies at customs took out the tin of oxtail soup! :crying: I guess the threat to the nation was too great!!

Feb 2005 - Met online through brit band doves

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Help! My husband is threatening to make a sofa and two reclining easy chairs out of the seats of a Jaguar! I have just shouted "NO! NO! NO! NO!" so many times I think I'm going hoarse. I said if he makes them, they stay in the workshop. He sees them in the sitting room.

Men! I swear to god, men!

You know there's an easy fix - you simply tell him that he can have the jag seats in the living room, but only if he lets you cover them with pink furry car seats with clay aikens face appliqued on to each one (and twice on the back seat / sofa). I think you'll find that the car seats stay far away from your living room!

Got my Christmas parcel from my folks today. :D Now have walkers worcester sauce crisps among other goodies. :D Though the meanies at customs took out the tin of oxtail soup! :crying: I guess the threat to the nation was too great!!

My parcel arrived in Ireland yesterday, I got 3 different people calling me wondering about it, I told them all to their relief that they could open it - all the pressies were wrapped inside hahahah. But now I want MY box of goodies!!

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I posted stuff on Friday, and I know at least one made it to London today (Wednesday) :)

that's pretty good going, I think :)

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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