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[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I was thinking more along the lines of quitting my job so I would have more free time to worship him...and sit on the sofa watching daytime television while eating bon bons.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Damn you, woman! Stop stealing all my best ideas!

[Jeraly 4]

Only 5? Amateur!

Having said that, I recall that, being American/Western women, we are apparently anatomically correct for pushing puppies out without even noticing (cf. the vibrator thread the other week.)

Of course, that is if we notice them being born in the first place

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Exactly my point.

Okay, I am going to shut up now and finish this effing paper.

[*julez* 124]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

[Jeraly 4]

I didn't realise it was a paper about effing - I am sure we can all help you out with that!!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

[bakofoil 27]

I've seen it all before in the various corners of VJ. I become overcome with jealousy that if only I'd been born in the third world, I could have twice the man my husband is (in weight and volume and age that is)

Only 5? Amateur!

Having said that, I recall that, being American/Western women, we are apparently anatomically correct for pushing puppies out without even noticing (cf. the vibrator thread the other week.)

I was thinking more along the lines of quitting my job so I would have more free time to worship him...and sit on the sofa watching daytime television while eating bon bons.

Hahaha. This is the biggest laugh I've had since ....the vibrator thread the other week. Thanks!

[*julez* 124]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

Good point, Robin. The three I have are just the ones I know about. Since childbirth is so effortless, I could actually have dozens of unaccounted for children.

[bakofoil 27]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch in Meaning of Life when the catholic mum, a.k.a Terry Jones, pops another one out whilst doing the dishes "deirdre, can you get that for me?'

[VisaJourneyLady 33]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

huh! you western women needing cotton wool treatment for childbirth!!

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

Good point, Robin. The three I have are just the ones I know about. Since childbirth is so effortless, I could actually have dozens of unaccounted for children.

oh nooooo, I haven't been looking out for them!!

[Jeraly 4]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

huh! you western women needing cotton wool treatment for childbirth!!

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

Good point, Robin. The three I have are just the ones I know about. Since childbirth is so effortless, I could actually have dozens of unaccounted for children.

oh nooooo, I haven't been looking out for them!!

It's ok - just look for the trail

[English Muffin 59]

It's ok - just look for the trail

Is it like the kind of thing a slug leaves?

[Jeraly 4]

It's ok - just look for the trail

Is it like the kind of thing a slug leaves?

Maybe but I was thinking more along the line of breadcrumbs

[no name 1]

Each of the 3 times I left the hospital with a new infant, I wondered, where exactly he/she came from? I didn't notice a thing!

Now maven, go finish your effing paper!

I'm actually concerned I've been mislaying infants all over the place because I didn't know I even had them

Good point, Robin. The three I have are just the ones I know about. Since childbirth is so effortless, I could actually have dozens of unaccounted for children.

I was thinking more along the lines of quitting my job so I would have more free time to worship him...and sit on the sofa watching daytime television while eating bon bons.

Won't you be bored?