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[Ban Hammer 13,110]

good monday morning

[Jeraly 4]

Pointy - my flights cost over £1000 for the both of us ><

[*julez* 124]

Grrrrrr flights are soooo damn expensive. And there's two of us. Maybe I won't go at all. How much does the boat cost?

We bought our tix in March to fly to the UK in July they cost us $919 each. That was the cheapest we could find. Stinks big time, but we really wanted to visit.

[Jeraly 4]

Can I just say that while trying to call Custom House, I managed to get through to a sex line?!

[*julez* 124]

Can I just say that while trying to call Custom House, I managed to get through to a sex line?!

I bet you stayed on the line, though!!

[Jeraly 4]

No - I stayed on long enough to confirm it - I actually couldn't believe it at first - it was just some American woman (recorded) talking about wanting to speak to hot women...

[English Muffin 59]

Can I just say that while trying to call Custom House, I managed to get through to a sex line?!

That's your story and you're sticking to it eh??

[Jeraly 4]

Can I just say that while trying to call Custom House, I managed to get through to a sex line?!

That's your story and you're sticking to it eh??

Shhhhh!!!!!

[VisaJourneyLady 33]

you got the right number. it's a new service custom house are providing, it's a new place to send thousands of pounds!!

[ginger1981 0]

Can I just say that while trying to call Custom House, I managed to get through to a sex line?!

I bet you stayed on the line, though!!

Looks like hot, dirty oily talk is the custom of the house!

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I always thought that Forex always sounded a little kinky.

"This is a high class bureau de change!"

[Alex & Rachel 78]

Mm, gotta love the out-sourcing of helplines.

Man: Your boss, please.

Me: I'm afraid he's out of the office this afternoon.

Man: I CALL REGARDING BT COMPLAINT MUST SPEAK WITH YOUR BOSS.

Me: Um, I'm afraid he really is out of the office this afternoon. He is at a meeting.

Man: He is not in office?

Me: No, he is at a meeting.

Man: Get him to call me. Can I take your name?

Me: Yes, my name is Rachel.

Man: Please repeat.

Me: Rachel.

Man: I'm sorry, how do you spell Rachel.

Me: R-A-C-H-

Man: R-A-E-H-

Me: No, C-H-

Man (interrupting): R-A-E-H-C-H, how do you say name please.

Me (but you just said it!): It's Rachel and it's R-A-C-H-E-L not E-H-

Man (interrupting again): Okay bye.

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

No - I stayed on long enough to confirm it - I actually couldn't believe it at first - it was just some American woman (recorded) talking about wanting to speak to hot women...

see, you did reach the right number

g'morning everyone.

[ginger1981 0]

Tomorrow Nicky will fly in....I was going to clean last night but the neighbor came over and gave me salsa, so I felt I had to be a good neighbor and invited him in for a beer.

Then again, I don't think the cleanliness of the house is going to be foremost on Nicky's mind

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I have to present my paper in an hour and a half. I am also mucho hungover.

I think I might barf onstage.