Talk about things going really wrong...

Ban Hammer · January 16, 2008

KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

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PlatyPius · January 16, 2008

I heard about that one last night; Kokomo not being that far from me...

He shoved the gun down the front of his pants, blew his nut off and shot himself in the left calf. Then he announced that he had shot himself to the clerk and limped out the door with the bag of money. Police found him at his grandmother's (?) home, bleeding all over the place and with a white sack filled with money. He denied being the perpetrator; saying that someone else had shot him and left the bag of money there.

They had to take the right ball completely off; making that the ONLY similarity he has with Lance Armstrong......