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Bleh - I am really tired... sucks... :( I want to eat chocolate and things I am not allowed... grr... I hate diets...

go on a chocolate diet for a change...you know what they say...you get stuck on one type of diet and your ability of loosing weight gets stuck too :P

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...I always go and look up jokes on the internet and go tell them to my husband so he can have a laugh....though I am so boring that I pick the boring jokes and consider them funny....but he laughs anyway cuz he has to....then I go and compliment myself what a good wife I am...

NOT :P

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Ok, I have to own up to the fact that I've been lurking in your thread for a few weeks. A couple of weekends ago I read the whole thing, and I been keeping up ever since. You guys have me ROFL all the time, and TODAY... well Today you guys should take a bow. :rofl:

It was so funny I've been wetting myself over here :lol:

*hope you don't mind, cos I'm not a K-1 filer, or a July* :unsure:

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oh we welcome all comers :D

checklist:

- knows when to laugh

- head not up own #######

ticks to the above, and we'll let you past the velvet rope :D

;)

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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- knows when to laugh

*hope you don't mind, cos I'm not a K-1 filer, or a July* :unsure:

I'm sorry but you're not allowed in here if you're not a K-1 or July filer. These are our LIVES you're messing with!!!!!

:lol::lol:

( :D Welcome!!)

ummm, now? .......... no, wait.....

:mellow:

now????

ummmmmmmmmm omgidunno ok, i'll go. -_-

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