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and again, charlie demonstrates that his definition of 'fail' differs from that of the rest of the world...

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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The only way this can be explained is if Charles! is actually a random phrase generator, written by a first year Computer Science student...who isn't very good. If you think about it like that, it all makes perfect sense.

The sleepy smiley face has me stumped too. I was going to parry with an animated caution sign of a guy digging (UNDER CONSTRUCTION lolz!), but I think it's too much for Charles!'s NCSA Mosaic World Wide Web Browser[tm].

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and again, charlie demonstrates that his definition of 'fail' differs from that of the rest of the world...

maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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The only way this can be explained is if Charles! is actually a random phrase generator, written by a first year Computer Science student...who isn't very good. If you think about it like that, it all makes perfect sense.

The sleepy smiley face has me stumped too. I was going to parry with an animated caution sign of a guy digging (UNDER CONSTRUCTION lolz!), but I think it's too much for Charles!'s NCSA Mosaic World Wide Web Browser[tm].

good for you. i'm pleased to see my school tax dollars at work.

maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

you will if you want. however, questions may arise about how you arrived at that.

lolz...I know you are but what am I?

Guys, I don't think we've had this much fun since the royal mail posting thread! Or, maybe since we were accused of being a *gasp* peanut gallery.

i see we've reached the lower bar, brought out by you.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

Gawd you scared the hell out of me for a second there, StP. I thought he broke into your account and posted as you, and I was all like NOOOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!! Nicely done sis. Nicely done!

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The only way this can be explained is if Charles! is actually a random phrase generator, written by a first year Computer Science student...who isn't very good. If you think about it like that, it all makes perfect sense.

The sleepy smiley face has me stumped too. I was going to parry with an animated caution sign of a guy digging (UNDER CONSTRUCTION lolz!), but I think it's too much for Charles!'s NCSA Mosaic World Wide Web Browser[tm].

good for you. i'm pleased to see my school tax dollars at work.

maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

you will if you want. however, questions may arise about how you arrived at that.

lolz...I know you are but what am I?

Guys, I don't think we've had this much fun since the royal mail posting thread! Or, maybe since we were accused of being a *gasp* peanut gallery.

i see we've reached the lower bar, brought out by you.

What is most hilarious is that Charles! fails again.

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i see we've reached the lower bar, brought out by you.

oh, once again, no cigar, my friend... the lower bar has had your name on it, ever since ANYONE can remember... you truly do live in a fantasy land, don't you :D

and that literalness again - you actually don't get sarcasm, or irony, at all, do you? you never answered my question about the classes, and I wish you would; if that's natural talent, you have it in spades :P

061017001as.thumb.jpg

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

Gawd you scared the hell out of me for a second there, StP. I thought he broke into your account and posted as you, and I was all like NOOOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!! Nicely done sis. Nicely done!

080508130609454007xv6.jpg

if you think that is nicely done, then you have rock bottom standards.

The only way this can be explained is if Charles! is actually a random phrase generator, written by a first year Computer Science student...who isn't very good. If you think about it like that, it all makes perfect sense.

The sleepy smiley face has me stumped too. I was going to parry with an animated caution sign of a guy digging (UNDER CONSTRUCTION lolz!), but I think it's too much for Charles!'s NCSA Mosaic World Wide Web Browser[tm].

good for you. i'm pleased to see my school tax dollars at work.

maybe you should change your vj name to stillthedensest?

well, I could, but then people would think I was you :P

(whaddaya think guys? is that sort of post close enough to charles's standards? or should I add 'you smell!' just to be REALLY clever and dangerous? :P )

you will if you want. however, questions may arise about how you arrived at that.

lolz...I know you are but what am I?

Guys, I don't think we've had this much fun since the royal mail posting thread! Or, maybe since we were accused of being a *gasp* peanut gallery.

i see we've reached the lower bar, brought out by you.

What is most hilarious is that Charles! fails again.

ah but grasshopper, you brought that bolded subject up. it must be real lonely being you.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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there it is AGAIN!!!!!

PLEASE answer the question about the classes :P

061017001as.thumb.jpg

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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i see we've reached the lower bar, brought out by you.

oh, once again, no cigar, my friend... the lower bar has had your name on it, ever since ANYONE can remember... you truly do live in a fantasy land, don't you :D

and that literalness again - you actually don't get sarcasm, or irony, at all, do you? you never answered my question about the classes, and I wish you would; if that's natural talent, you have it in spades :P

no cigar? are you monica lewinsky by any chance? if my name is on that bar, surely it was written there by you with one of your crayons.

and did it ever cross your mind that your "sarcasm" or "irony" is so pathetic it's better for the readers to ignore it?

I think someone is irony deficient. Maybe need to eat more spinach

or maybe some posters need better standards of irony.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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that DID cross my mind, as it happens, but what also crossed my mind is that you don't get half of what you read, so you respond in... the manner that you do :D

face it, that's a kinder explanation than that you're really as stupid as you come across; that truly would be impossible :D

061017001as.thumb.jpg

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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I think someone is irony deficient. Maybe need to eat more spinach

See? Robin gets it! It really is just you, Charles!

Sadly, I must leave this party just as its kicking into high gear. Off out for a few drinks. Have fun, my friends!

 
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