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if it's hosted on some other website, like facebook, you should be able to link to it from here :D

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Son of Weenus - by Cassandra Claire

Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most off-putting. Foresee dark times ahead, very dark times.

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Julez :D Did you have fun during the four days? I didn´t get a four day weekend this time :( Maybe next time then :D

Ohhhhhhh Julez!!! Well hey there! :)

Yes, Marta, it was a good 4 days off! Griff & I had the whole day off together on Monday as the kids did have school, so it was really good. :star::star: We shopped for new carpet, curtains, glasses for him and had some lunch. We arrived home at the same time my oldest son was getting home from school.

Tuesday we spent hours with the new leaf blower trying to clean up 6 huge trees worth of leaves! It was fun at first, but my arms still ache today from using that thing! Guess I'm just a big wuss. :blush:

Glad to hear that you and little Julian ( :devil: ) are doing well! Not too much longer till he is born on my birthday!! i saw your pics on facebook and you don't look that big, IMO! You look really good! :star:

and, finally, oohhhhhhhhhh Mox! Hi there! How are you?? Hope I helped you to figure out who Ovaltine Jenkins really is!! :P

:bonk: I´m not Julez :lol: She is nice and wise :)

Are you sure you're talking about me, Marta? :unsure:

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I saw the piccie!!! You look so good!!! I love the way you are wearing the same thing in all the piccies :D

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I posted this in the UK OT thread but thought I would post it here too - I am Dinky Chickennose :D

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name..

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = #######

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

0Ao = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

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Don't let that big meanie scare you away Mox! :P

Didja hear that StP? You're just a big meanie! Thhhhhppppttttttt!!! :lol:

I posted this in the UK OT thread but thought I would post it here too - I am Dinky Chickennose :D

I am Dorfus Dippenbreath. Fear me.

 
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