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MichelleandCraig   1

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Filed: Other Country: England
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business

function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a

couple

of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly

clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring

back

at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love

you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and

the

morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,"Son...what happened

last

night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am,

drunk and out of your mind.

You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye

when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose

and

breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when

she

tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm

married!!!".

Broken table - £100

Hot breakfast - £5

Red Rose bud - £3

Two aspirins - 50p

Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ManU2.jpg

10 year green card received

mid March, 2008. Done 'til Naturalization! WOOT! :)

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PsychoKat   0

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

Hahaha I loved that!

July 12, 2002 - Married

I130

May 18, 2005 - Sent Certified Mail USPS with Money Order for fees

May 20, 2005 - Received Date

June 2, 2005 - Notice Date

June 6, 2005 - Received NOA1

September 10, 2005No action to date

December 1, 2005 -Approved

I129

August 25, 2005 - Sent Certified Mail USPS with Money Order for fees

August 26, 2005 - USPS tracking shows Delivered, August 26, 2005, 1:54 pm, CHICAGO, IL 60680

September 7, 2005 - "touched" I think

September 12, 2005 - Received NOA1 showing receipt date of August 30, 2005

October 17, 2005 - APPROVED!!!

November 27, 2005 - Received by NVC

November 3, 2005 - RFE received from Consulate

November 18, 2005 - RFE delivered to Consulate

November 28, 2005 - Instructions received

December 6, 2005 - Medical Appt Much confusion and lack of communication by Physicians caused much delay :(

March 23 - Checklist received

May 12 - Packet 4 received

June 1 - Interview

June 1 - APPROVED!!!!!

June 7 - Steve Arrived home

meddykomp Proficient

meddykomp   0

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Sweden
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Posted

That was very cute!

I-130

2005-09-23 Sent I-130.

2005-10-05 I-130 NOA1

2006-02-19 *touched*

2006-02-21 RFE

2006-03-09 RFE received by CSC

2006-03-29 I-130 NOA2

2006-03-31 *touched*

2006-04-01 *touched*

2006-04-12 NVC assigned case number

I-129F

2005-11-18 I-129F Sent

2005-11-29 I-129F NOA1

2005-12-27 I-129F RFE :(

2006-01-13 I-129F RFE Reply sent.

2006-01-25 *touched*

2006-01-26 I-129F RFE received

2006-04-04 *touched*

2006-04-04 NOA2 **approved!!!**

2006-04-20 NVC assigned case number

2006-04-21 case forwarded to embassy

2006-04-26 packet 3 received

2006-05-02 packet 3 sent

2006-05-04 packet 4 received

2006-05-15 Interview in Stockholm **APPROVED**

2006-05-23 My sweetie is coming home!!

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MrMrsKnight   0

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Brazil
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Posted
:lol::lol::lol: Very cute!!!

OUR COMPLETE TIMELINE

Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

 

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