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neil thinks the cake looks like a tranny

ditto :thumbs:

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the groom cannot wait to eat the bride, that is, bride cake

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Do you cut the head off and work your way down? Just creepy.

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Maybe you save the head for the first anniversary.

LOL!!! I can just see it in the freezer. You have to look at it whenever you get ice cream.

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Do you think its a chocolate cake?

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09/13/2007: Gathering info for I-129F

09/22/2007: Mailed I-129F. 09/26/2007: Delivery confirmation of I-129F

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Me thinks the groom is more in to the cake than he is in to the real thing.

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Reminds me of a Tom Petty video. :lol: Wonder which part he ate first?

Notice where he is pointing the knife....

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That cake is too cool. :thumbs:

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Racist-! :jest: Actually, I was wondering too!

Do you think its a chocolate cake?

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I read this on cnn.com last week and couldn't believe it. The article said that the woman always wanted a doll that looked just like her, so I guess since she couldn't have, she got the cake instead.

I agree about the tranny remark....

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That is more than a little bizarre. I like the look on the groom's face.

he's just trying to figure out which boobie to eat.

ROFL :lol:

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11/28/2007 = Touched

11/30/2007 = Rec'd NOA1 hard copy in the mail

12/20/2007 = Touched

12/21/2007 = Touched

03/12/2008 = Touched (due to phone call)

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04/23/2008 = Touched

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His face expression HHhhmmmm i wonder if i should start in the middle :jest::D

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CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

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USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

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Hmmmm. .talking about wedding cakes. . . i want to share ours :devil:

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